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Lilith
01-15-2003, 12:54 PM
A reply to the shop talk thread just got me wondering.......

How many of you get off at work???????????:o:o

Oldfart
01-15-2003, 01:00 PM
Lil,

I work with a pack of wankers, but that does not translate

to a soggy work environment.

Imagine, "Safety report! A nice place to work except where I

slipped on this slippery stuff." LOL

skipthisone
01-15-2003, 01:03 PM
In my opinion, sometimes you just have to get off and the bathroom is a good and handy place.

kleclere
01-15-2003, 01:03 PM
Have as of late been visiting the restroom frequently. For just such emergencies.

dude33
01-15-2003, 01:08 PM
I must confess. Sometimes late in the day I am the only one at work so it is easy to close the door and be handy. I have my own office and we don't get walk-in traffic so all I have to do is answer the phone.

gekkogecko
01-15-2003, 02:40 PM
Um...I work from home. Oh, wait, you mean "get off while actually on the clock". Nah, don't do that.

MikeR89
01-15-2003, 02:47 PM
From time to time, I'm hear after hours and like to browse the net for fun images and videos (we have a fast connection here at work - very nice!)

Anyway, on more than one occasion, I have decided to go for it and complete here at my desk - it's risky and foolish, but still a thrill and nobody gets hurt....

Lilith
01-15-2003, 07:26 PM
Thanks for the honest replies.

I got to thinking I knew someone here wrote a sexy thread about this before. Check out Sarriah's thread......................

http://www.pixiesfreeeroticstories.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6578&highlight=sarriah

denny
01-15-2003, 08:16 PM
Honestly, I can't think of any place that I haven't. Maybe church, I don't remember ever choking it there.

pepsigirl
01-18-2003, 09:36 AM
no, but i've wanted to!

LixyChick
01-18-2003, 10:20 PM
Yep! On occasion. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

IAKaraokeGirl
01-18-2003, 10:27 PM
Since I've started working from home most of the time...well... :)

Devillishgirl
01-19-2003, 11:41 AM
Most definitely at work, in the bathroom, on the days where I just can't wait till I get home....other days its on the ride home if I'm too impatient :p ;) :D

WildIrish
12-08-2003, 03:32 PM
Bump!

And yes, it's been known to happen here.

FussyPucker
12-09-2003, 03:27 AM
I've done the naughty at work a few times :)

jseal
12-09-2003, 08:09 AM
Lilith,

Not here. Dullsville.

Lilith
12-09-2003, 09:11 AM
Maybe you should take some stories in there for inspiration;)

Steph
12-09-2003, 12:22 PM
I knew Skippy would be in this thread. :)

I've not done it at this workplace b/c of the type of environment we're in. It's like working in a bakery and not eating sweets :jester:

Irish
12-09-2003, 06:46 PM
It depends on the work environment.Some places-Yes!Some-No,
because of lack of privacy.I wouldn't mind being caught by a woman,but not by a man.That's just the way that I am! Irish

Mercury_Maniac
12-11-2003, 12:36 AM
never at work, not enough time and definitely nothing to look at,

and my imagination isn't that great in that area,

zipededoo
12-12-2003, 04:18 AM
I think I've done it at every company I've worked for. I'm a regular executive stress reliever... Even once been caught! So embarrassing...

And speaking candidly to a woman I work with, she does it too on occasion.

Zipper xxx

White Noise
12-16-2003, 04:11 AM
It is uncanny that I would come across this thread. I so badly want to tell a story about this that I'm bouncing in my chair.

Unfortunately I can't really say anything without permission.

More's the shame. 8-(

Lilith
12-16-2003, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by White Noise
It is uncanny that I would come across this thread. I so badly want to tell a story about this that I'm bouncing in my chair.

Unfortunately I can't really say anything without permission.

More's the shame. 8-(

Ya BIG damn tease!!!!!!


Write a ;);) fictional story about it:D

SuzyQ
12-16-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Since I've started working from home most of the time...well... :)

Me too...and sometimes while cybering :boink:

White Noise
12-17-2003, 05:30 AM
I like being a BIG tease.

RyanČ
12-17-2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Oldfart
Lil,

I work with a pack of wankers, but that does not translate

to a soggy work environment.

I'm with him on this one - I have the same tosspots where I work.

RyanČ
12-17-2003, 07:10 PM
But what kind of work do you people do? Let's face it, if you're a civil engineer doing work on drains etc, you're hardly likely to pop down the drain to chuck one out are you?

"Aye, that's the blockage solved, bud!"

Mercury_Maniac
12-17-2003, 11:38 PM
ladies i think it would be exciting if you could get some pics of you masturbating while at work

RyanČ
12-18-2003, 08:16 AM
Yes! Or movies, that would be ace!

Maleslut1186
12-15-2011, 08:14 AM
masturbated at work at my desk !!
I work in a typical office a big open area with cubicles. Each cubicle has an opening or door in one side. I sit facing away from door and can discreetly slide my hand under my desk and touch my cock over my slacks.. While PMing with a sexy pixie lady one day I was doing this and almost made a huge mess in slacks so I had to stop, but it gave me an idea. During lunch break I went to a pharmacy and bought a package of condoms. The PMs resumed and she ordered my to go to the men's room and put a condom on. She then ordered me to masturbate for her but not to cum without her permission. SHe kept me going for a long time then finally made finish my self off. Between trying not to make a sound,worrying about getting caught and the naughtyness of what I was doing I came like a fire hose !! Sitting at the desk at work with condom full of cum on your cock is a bit embarassing but very hot.
If any of you sexy pixies ladies find this as hot as I do PM me !!

jennaflower
12-15-2011, 10:44 AM
Maleslut1186~ I seriously wish you worked in my office!!!!! OMG!!! There is an empty cube next to mine at the moment! *wink*

Maleslut1186
12-15-2011, 10:58 AM
Finds the cubicle nest yours and waits in nervous anticipation

AZRedHot
12-15-2011, 11:53 PM
I've done it many times, but not in recent memory. In pretty much every case, I was either doing sexy e-mailing or IM, and things became so uncomfortable I just had to. I also found that because I stayed silent (instead of my usual vocal self) the orgasms were more intense than usual.

dicksbro
12-16-2011, 04:14 AM
Probably not since 2001 ...

... of course, that's when I retired and so, since then, it's been on my own time. :)

Maleslut1186
12-16-2011, 10:09 AM
I also found that because I stayed silent (instead of my usual vocal self) the orgasms were more intense than usual.[/QUOTE]


I agree totally. Having to keep silent, not be obivious about it, and the danger of possibly getting caught does make the orgasm much more intense.

rabbit
12-17-2011, 11:32 PM
I've done it many times, but not in recent memory. In pretty much every case, I was either doing sexy e-mailing or IM, and things became so uncomfortable I just had to. I also found that because I stayed silent (instead of my usual vocal self) the orgasms were more intense than usual.


Same here!!!

Aqua
12-19-2011, 04:02 PM
Wow... I can't believe I have never posted in this thread.

I can't even begin to count how many times I've gotten off at work. Usually in the stall, but many times at my desk.

I even wrote a story about it once... ;)

Glyndwr
01-02-2012, 08:07 PM
Yes, I still do at least once or twice a month

citrus
01-04-2012, 09:21 PM
Many, many, many years past I was busted doing the breaktime relaxer by my supervisors Mrs.
About a year later he had a different job, and he had me too to give him blow jobs. I still had my same job when caught by his Mrs previously. I gave him some very good head for a couple months. :bjhappy:

rtctfield
01-23-2012, 07:59 PM
Every three months or so, a consultant from one of our vendors visits for a few days. She is a southern belle, sassy, flirty, and hot as hell. I spend quite a bit more time than usual in the can during those few days.

gigi
02-23-2012, 07:33 PM
....actually....three times at work today. Pm-ing and getting so wet I just couldn't stop. The boss is out of town this week. So I could close my door and have "private" time. It was a little crazy. And I loved every minute of it.