Oompa Loompah's on the Brain - Sorry

[skipthisone]

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

[Lilith]

I watched it too............:p

[skipthisone]

Lilith, take note you could be the same type of teacher as Mr. Turkentine.

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

[Lilith]

Damn!!!!!! You are one hell of a sweet talker...... all this wonka talk makes me gooey:p

[skipthisone]

Ever notice you didn't see any female oompah's....hmmmm must have been too much fudge packin

[Lilith]

in her whiny most demanding voice....stomps her foot and shouts,"I want an everlasting gobstopper"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And, to add to Lilith's contribution...

"...and *I* want it NOW!!!"

[LixyChick]

Did you mean Lilith or me? Sounds like something I would say! Oops.....did I say that?

Originally posted by skipthisone
Lilith, take note you could be the same type of teacher as Mr. Turkentine.

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

[skipthisone]

I think it would probably work for about 1/2 the girly girls here at pixies

[Neige]

OMG in grade 10 my french teacher looked exactly like an Oompa Loompah!!!! It was almost scary... :p

[skipthisone]

Fuzzy Orange balls on the shoes PS?

[Neige]

Everything else!!! Liable he had those too though... he was the acting class teacher too!!!

[skipthisone]

hmmm, sounds kinky to me

There is a lipstick in here, if you dont let me out i will smear it all over everything.

[Lilith]

His balls hung down to the tops of his shoes?????????????? Isn't there surgery for that???????????????????:D:D

[rabbit]

"Don't care how...I WANT IT NOW!!!"

OOOOOOOOOooooooo....uuuhhhhh....oh yyyyeah!!!!!

rabbit

[skipthisone]

She does the same thing to me rabbit......damn Veruca, go go go

[Lilith]

Are we still talkin bout Gobstoppers?:D;)

[rabbit]

Originally posted by skipthisone
She does the same thing to me rabbit......damn Veruca, go go go

I gotta tell you, Violet's the one I want cause she loves to put things in her mouth that she shouldn't.

Love to give her a good fucking.

Damn I am soooo crude! :p

rabbit


Oompah Loompah Loopidity Dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when your Moderator's a bitch
Whips and Chains and a SPANKING with a switch

:D

[skipthisone]

I dont go for blueberries on the member...ewwwwww

[skipthisone]

*bump* IAKG's 1st post ^^

[IAKaraokeGirl]

OMG~ You are so *right,* skip. What a legacy! :D

[kleclere]

The gal that played Violet lives here in Iowa, Davenport to be exact. I think that I have a gobstopper that you ladies could have. LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO @kleclere. And my first post wasn't even to a game! ;)

Tell me more about the gobstopper, and is it really everlasting? :D

[kleclere]

All day and longer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<------checks her watch, realizes she could be at kleclere's in a matter of hours, and wonders if that goes for "all night" instead.

[kleclere]

For you pretty lady all day and night.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<------ is heading out the door now :D