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Vigil
12-19-2002, 03:32 PM
OK, who is your nightmare fuck?

After all its the time of peace and goodwill. But there is a limit isn't there?

Just in case - this is an opportnity for some humor!
Lilith
12-19-2002, 03:50 PM
Andrew Dice Clay
skipthisone
12-19-2002, 03:52 PM
Martha Plimpton
kleclere
12-19-2002, 05:56 PM
Martha Stewart
jennaflower
12-19-2002, 06:25 PM
My ex husband.. ;)
happybobo
12-19-2002, 06:48 PM
My ex-wife.... she's fuckin' Satan with tits!
LindyP
12-19-2002, 06:51 PM
Chris Elliot
Grumble
12-19-2002, 07:03 PM
Amanda Vanstone

A nasty old bitch who is a minister in the Australian federal government
2-4-tea
12-19-2002, 07:20 PM
my friends x wife and his current girl friend both are trolls
Aqua
12-19-2002, 07:24 PM
King Kong... Hey, I can only take 'Hot Monkey Lovin' so far! ;)
scotzoidman
12-19-2002, 09:10 PM
Can't believe Rosanne hasn't made this list already...
Devillishgirl
12-19-2002, 10:08 PM
Adam Sandler.....not even a ball gag would improve that one
Belial
12-19-2002, 11:45 PM
Joan Kirner, ex-premier of Victoria. The Aussies may know who I'm talking about here.
Janet Reno
Lara Flynn Boyle - nice face, but I'd be afraid to break her. Skeletal women - no thanks!
Eros
12-20-2002, 03:05 AM
Three words....Anna Nicole Smith
Booger
12-20-2002, 03:38 AM
have to go with scotzoidman Rosanne
GermanSteve
12-20-2002, 05:50 PM
my damn still-wife!
Vintage Vixen
12-20-2002, 07:26 PM
Steve Buscemi...He's been in con air,all the adam sandler movies
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww,Great actor though
BlondeCurlGirl
12-20-2002, 09:45 PM
Michael Jackson :eek: :redghost:
Vigil
12-22-2002, 02:23 AM
Joan Rivers.
Wombat
12-24-2002, 02:09 AM
The girl I fell for as a teenager .Over a 3 year period I saw her go from a tall blonde goddess to a cross between Xena Warrior Princess,the Terminator and a blackwidow spider :eek: ........ very scary ........ makes me shudder just thinking about it .
me_carl
12-24-2002, 07:27 AM
Dr. Ruth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hairypalmblind
12-26-2002, 08:41 AM
Hillary Clinton......yuck!
Christine
12-26-2002, 09:28 AM
Michael Jackson!!!!! :eek:
To think I adored him WAAAAAAY back...now all I do is shudder.
Jean Claude Van Damme is a close second.
divot109
12-26-2002, 09:58 AM
Being gang-raped by Rosanne Arnold, Rosie Odonnel and Anna Nicole Smith would be my worst nightmare.
exhib_it_all
12-26-2002, 09:58 PM
yeah, what divot109 said...

I was just going to say Rosie, but all three would...ick


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LixyChick
12-27-2002, 12:46 PM
Abe Vigoda...............Need I say more?

John Popper........I reiterate.....Need I say more? (I will for those who don't know.....he's the lead singer of Blues Traveler)

Santa Claus...........Ugghhhhh! That breath!

David.......That's right! The statue of David! I want to be held and fondled, damn it!

Chewbacca......I mean.....I like a hairy guy but, ummmmm?????

Liz Taylor...........Oh, wait.........wrong subject! Oops!

The Blob..........Ummmmm........Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! And is the Blob even able to get a boner???? Oh, the questions I have!
nikanik
12-28-2002, 05:07 AM
President Bush
Lilith
12-28-2002, 08:53 AM
nikanik.........the one 3 way I would refuse.......Bush and Cheney
luv2please
12-28-2002, 09:27 AM
Loraina Bobbit--(Shudders as he thinks about it!!)
rabbit
12-28-2002, 02:27 PM
I have two...

1) Rosie O'Donnell (a perfumed pig)

2) Julia Roberts (can't stand her)

rabbit
quisath
12-28-2002, 09:57 PM
Dayummmmmmmm............Well..............everyone who disgusts me has been Mentioned and even the Ex-wife. (well I'll be dayummmed)