Why ______are better than men / Why _______are better than women.

[ryder]

Start a fun thread; heard on the radio this morning....

Why jets are better than women
jets usually kill you quickly ...a woman takes her time.
jets can be turned on by a flick of a switch.....
jets don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"....
jets don't object to a preflight inspection...
jets come with manuals to explain their operation.....
jets have strict weight and balance limits...
jets can be flown any time of the month....
jets don't come with in-laws.....
jets don't care about how many other jets you've flown before....
jets and pilots both arrive at the same time.....
jets don't mind if you look at other jets.....
jetes don't mind if you buy jet magazines...
jets expect to be tied down....
jets don't comment on your piloting skills.....
jets don't whine unless something is really wrong.....

However... when jets go quiet ... just like women... it's usually not good.

[Sharni]

LOL....love the last one :D:D

[ryder]

For the ladies...why X-mas trees are better than men.

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

It looks good - even with the lights on.

And last but not least,

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.

LOL
Happy Holidays!!

[TinkerBell69]

lol v funny - where do you people get these from?