Merry Christmas........If there is a hell, I am in it!!!!!!

[LixyChick]

I am sitting here watching a Saturday Night Live Christmas Show. ......

Have you ever seen the PBS radio broadcast (on SNL) with Mary Joe, Terry and (special guest Alec Baldwin) Pete Schweaty?

I promise you my friends............I live in that hell!

Mary Joe and Terry and Pete are all sitting around and talking recipes and they are dressed in Christmas sweaters and Pete is asking if they have tried his balls! He calls them "Schweaty Balls" and sells the recipe in his book (who the fuck knows the name of it?)......with a straight face......Mary Joe and Terry say "Oh, I love balls!"

All day, every day.........in Pa. Dutch country........you'll find people who talk and act EXACTLY like this!

Send in the marines!

S.O.S.!!!!!


I can't take this anymore!


Happy Holidays everyone!!!!!................In case they suck me in and put a holiday sweater on me and make me start talking like them!

*Not that I don't like balls.......just not the kind-o-balls they speak of!!!!!!!!*

[skipthisone]

Da-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Here comes Skip to save the day....hop and and ride him to safety before its too late!!!

[Lilith]

I was watching it too Lixy.........it's a hoot when it is foreign to you I guess..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm just love those BIG Sch-weaty balls:D:D:p LOL

[LixyChick]

skip............I'll ride you to safety.......or anywhere for that matter.........anytime! TY "MY HERO"!!!!!!!

Lilith..........Oh Lilith...........You've no idea the recipes I have in my head from these folks round here! And the kicker????? Some have "balls" in the title! Rip this friggin sweater off me now! LOL!




Oh my Pixie friends.............You are my saving grace!!!

[scotzoidman]

So does that mean you don't wanna try my sausage balls?

Or the Chef's Hot Chocolate Salty Balls (put em in your mouth & suck em suck em)

[LixyChick]

scotz........Well now......I think I have a ball offer I just CAN'T refuse! I'll definitely try some of those um...... "Salty Balls"! Can I roll them on my tongue too? Mmmmmmmmm! But then I am sure after all that salt.......I'll need something sweet. Got any cream to go with that recipe?

[Booger]

if you start to think about putting on a holiday sweater lixy just go out and jump in the snow an do a nake snow angel should take care of the problem

[LixyChick]

Booger..........Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Oh yeah baby! That did the trick! Oh geezzzzzzzzzz..............I am so not looking forward to the next storm! But TY for a wonderful retrospective!

[Oldfart]

LIxy

We'll have to discuss my recipe for tropical balls sometime.

[Oldfart]

Lixy, totally by the by,

Have you considered changing your name to

LxixyChick?

[LixyChick]

OF....OMG! I just know I would love tropical balls! I am a warm girl at heart!

And by the by.............WTF do you mean by Lxixy Chick??????????????????????????????????????????????? I am totally missing the point on this one!

LOL!

[dicksbro]

Big balls, blue balls, bouncing balls ... OH MY!

Whoops ... wrong thread. Just somehow seemed appropriate.

And if the holiday shirt gets to be too much, just know I'd be more than happy to remove ... (perspire) ... it.

You know, come to think of it, I've never SEEN that RADIO show. I live such a sheltered life. :D

[2-4-tea]

L

[2-4-tea]

sorry damn computer..............
Lixy, if your in pa dutch I am in Maryland come join me defect

[Booger]

the PA Dutch have to be better then the dutch that live around here (me being dutch think I can say this) I could deal with the recipe swaping christmass sweater wearing type I think a lot better then the selfritghous were better then you type any day

[Oldfart]

LixyChick,

Just working on the LXIX (Roman 69) thing.

[Lilith]

OMG Oldfart.......You are too clever! :p

[LixyChick]

db.....You can remove ANYTHING from me at ANYTIME you wish babycakes! LOL hun.....you always get me to giggling!

2-4-tea......Defecting as I am typing this hun! TY for the invite!

Booger.......Oh, we got the self-righteous, bible thumping, wait on your man hand and foot........type ppl here too hun! It's the idiotic conversations that truly get to me. Ex: "I cooked all day and after dinner while I was cleaning up and getting dessert ready and preparing the bath for our 8 kids (LOL!) and folding the laundry and making the beds and cleaning the toilet and setting a menu for the next days meals and making lunches and cleaning the oven and.....yada, yada, yada............I ask my husband if there was anything else I can get for him and he said........Yes wife, get me my tobacco and my pipe and slippers and let the dog out."

OK.........maybe I exaggerate a bit there......but I am real close to the mark. If my hubby acted like this......I would mistake him for the dog and kick his ass out the door...........and he knows it too! LMAO!

OF............OMGGGGGGGGGGG! I didn't even think of that babe! Where were you when I was changing to this nic I have now? LOL! You are a pip hun!