Home Handyman.....

[Bronzedozzy]

If you're having a domestic disaster,
no one answers the cry for help faster,
I'll always show willing.......
if you've a crack that needs filling
and I don't mean with spackle or plaster.

Now, you know I come from Australia.
as a handyman, I'll never fail ya,
my technique is quite good,
I've got plenty of wood,
so let's get hammered
and then let me nail ya!

[Lilith]

* swigs and passes the bottle down*:p


funny stuff, sexy man;)

[Bronzedozzy]

Lil,

The view from the bottom of the ladder is breathtaking....... do you always go commando?....

[Lilith]

only when I'm sure you are lookin;)

[jennaflower]

Damn.. sure wish I had had your number a few weeks ago when my pipes clogged... tell ya what.. give me your number... and I will go start peeling some potatos (they were they culprit last time responsible). :)

[Bronzedozzy]

Think I'm gonna have to report you to the Work and Safety commission......work place safety issues here......Lil, I'll give you three hours to put 'em on...nah, make it four.

[Bronzedozzy]

Unclogging pipes happens to be my specialty Jenna, "man holes" freed up.........you just won't know your pipes!

[RandyGal]

*sigh*

Frankly, I'm partial to a plumbers tools.

Plungers, reamers, stopcock keys, manhole cover keys...oh my...is it warm in here or is it just me?

[Bronzedozzy]

You wouldn't want a "stop cock" would you Randy?.....I have the ultimate plumber's tool here....built in G spot finder, extendable.
......If you have a well that needs sinking?

[Lilith]

RandyGal~ remind me to tell you how I popped my cherry on a plumber's bucket.....true story......LMAO

[Bronzedozzy]

I still have mine.....

[Lilith]

bucket or cherry???????:D:D:p

[Bronzedozzy]

Laughing.....Lil....no guy likes a smart mouf woman.....you dig?LoL.

[LixyChick]

*Keeping my mouth shut then!*

[Bronzedozzy]

I can see at least three really snappy comebacks there.......laugh.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Bronzedozzy
Laughing.....Lil....no guy likes a smart mouf woman.....you dig?LoL.

well you will have to come up with some way to keep me quiet then, won't you?;)

[Bronzedozzy]

You mean, like buy you a jigsaw puzzle Lilith?.................too easy.