All at Sea.....

[Bronzedozzy]

I must confess, true story.....

As a soldier, I had joined a ship,
a troop carrier, a Pacific trip,
on a ten day cruise beneath the sun,
with female sailors, loads of fun,
two nights on board, and I made the scene,
as the music thumped in the ship's canteen,
she danced alone, this sailor tall,
beneath the light of the mirror ball,
with words of silk, guaranteed to soften,
I used my line, "d'you come here often?"
later that night on the deck we kissed,
and I figured she just couldn't resist,
we retired to my cabin where we got drunk,
and I got her nekkid in my bunk.

But alas, this soldier from Australia,
too drunk to perform, I was an abject failure,
and sad, the result of all this schemin'
was a navel engagement without loss of semen!

(Do me a favor and keep this quiet, don't want anyone thinkin' I'm a poor performer, only ever happened once.....only the once!)

[Lilith]

Too funny:p You make me giggle:p

[RandyGal]

:p :D

Tis good to be able to laugh at one's own...um...failure to..um...

well........lack of......


dang....your inability to....


sheesh...

;)

[BIBI]

I knew you looked familiar.........;)

[Bronzedozzy]

hey Spanky,
who's laughing?....it was no laughing matter...somewhere there's this sailor gal who talks about me to all her friends....I've been paranoid ever since...LOL.

[Bronzedozzy]

You ain't foolin me Bibi, she was a blonde.....but if you've dyed your hair red...gimme another chance...willya?????

[Bronzedozzy]

Come to think of it you do look familiar....

[BIBI]

Originally posted by Bronzedozzy
You ain't foolin me Bibi, she was a blonde.....but if you've dyed your hair red...gimme another chance...willya?????

See it was me.......I am a blonde.. have been a redhead for a year or so!

Just gets those wings out of the cleaners......I won't start without you! ;)

[LixyChick]

Bronzedozzy?????????

Don't you know you have the perfect opportunity to take advantage of Lilith?????????? She rarely "giggles" at anyones posts! Usually she "whips" them into shape!

I gotta tell you something in confidence Bronzedozzy.................................[confidence brackets] Lilith is smitten with you! [confidence brackets]

Soooooooooooooooooooo.........anyway...........Great poem hun! Too bad for the um..........."dead soldier" thingy!

Oh and um..........Hiya Lilith! I luv ya hun! Teehee!

[Bronzedozzy]

Yeah it was you Bibi, I'm as embarrassed about it now as I was then.....be assured that if I had been able to perform...I would have performed with style......There must be a way I'm able to make it up to you?....

[jennaflower]

I guess this would be a good time to mention that I served 4 years in the Navy huh? ;)

[Bronzedozzy]

Yeah Lixy, I thought she prob'ly was........I think she maybe has a thing for Hawgs.....she's a really assertive lady, she'll PM or E me if she needs to talk.......won't you Lil?

[Bronzedozzy]

OK Jen,

It had to be you OR Bibi, It only ever happened once....well, maybe twice.....absolutely only twice!....we'll have to start up where I left off!.......

[fzzy]

Well they do say Alcohol is a depressant .... depressing aint it! LOL :)

[Bronzedozzy]

Hi Fizz,

Yeah that's it Fizz, I was just depressed!....all these years I thought it was a failure....I just had a "depressing night", feeling better about it already.....not impotent...I was just depressed. (Laughing)

[jennaflower]

Bronze..

give your poor "member" a break.. even the best oscar winning actors have bloppers in their vaults. LOL :)

psst...

and as my memory recalls.. you make it sound much worse than it actually was *wink*

[Bronzedozzy]

Yeah Jen,
but it wasn't an Oscar winning performance....It should have been X rated and it got a Comedy rating.....but I was just depressed.