Wombat
12-10-2002, 03:38 AM
A father decides it is time to have the talk about the birds and bees with
his eleven year old son. So, he summoned his son and said, "Son I have to
talk to you about the birds and bees."
At this the boy got all excited screaming, "NO! NO! I don't want to have
this talk! Please don't make me!"
"Now calm down." Replies the father. "Why don't you want to talk about
this?"
"Well Dad, I been having these talks for the last five years.
When I was six you told me there was no Santa Claus.
At seven you said there was no Easter Bunny.
At eight the Tooth Fairy was a lie too you said and so on.
Now if your going to tell me that adults don't fuck, I won't have
anything else to live for!"
his eleven year old son. So, he summoned his son and said, "Son I have to
talk to you about the birds and bees."
At this the boy got all excited screaming, "NO! NO! I don't want to have
this talk! Please don't make me!"
"Now calm down." Replies the father. "Why don't you want to talk about
this?"
"Well Dad, I been having these talks for the last five years.
When I was six you told me there was no Santa Claus.
At seven you said there was no Easter Bunny.
At eight the Tooth Fairy was a lie too you said and so on.
Now if your going to tell me that adults don't fuck, I won't have
anything else to live for!"