Bad Porn Videos

[RandyGal]

So I'm watching one of those little sample porn clips you can download from many websites........

and the man is in her and he's stroking away...very sexy...

the camera is over her head so you can see her laying there and his penis stroking in and out of her is viewed between her lucious breasts...again, sexy scene, camera angle and all that.

AND THEN....as her boobs are flopping back and forth as he slams into her, you see her arm go to the side and she brings a lit cigarette up to her mouth and takes a long raspy drag from it! ROTFLMAO


Now if I were the guy I MIGHT have been just a teensy bit insulted that she couldn't wait...and it was an immediate turn-off to see how UNINTERESTED she was in the "action", so to speak.


What was the worst porn vid you ever saw? Was it the acting, the story or worse, were ANIMALS involved? :p

[smallguy]

I bought a real cheap porno about a month ago called Asian taboos 4 or something like that. It had this weird middle age Asian guy explaining the situations they showed. He was speaking in Japanese I think. There was stuff like a woman peeing into a clear bowl. I guess that is exciting to some people but it wasn't doing much for me.

[Booger]

I've seen a lot of porn an a lot of it was bad nut the one that tops the list I don't remember the name but every seen they would start it over at about the at a few minutes into it I've noticed this done in other movies but this was bad because they never even realy cut away it just kind of jumped and it end up with an orgy that did this 3 or 4 times most of the sex wasn't even worth repaeting

[MikeR89]

I'm not a big fan of water sports in porn films - I've noticed it creeping into even more of the "mainstream" porno fare these days...

Usually, even if the "acting" and "plot" in these movies is bad - I enjoy it for the unintentional funny quality to it (especially if I'm watching with my wife - it lightens the mood a bit!)

Also, there are a few "amateur/first time" video series out there that are annoying. It's usually a goofy looking/egotistical jerk that is "seducing" these hot or extremely fresh faced young women and treating them like garbage - it's a bit depressing...

My favorite is, of course, amateur porn - the more amateur the better - I want to see them adjusting the camera from time to time, I want to hear the radio in the background and see the family pet walk across the bed (but not participate in the activity, that would be sick!)

[Irish]

I know what you mean about the cig.;RG.if I was the guy;I would find that insulting!I always thought that I was better then that;
but that would make me wonder.Plus;3/4 of the womens eyes look so glazed;that they don't even look like they're enjoying it.
Quick;get done; so that I can get the money for my drugs! Irish

[Lorelei]

Originally posted by Irish
Plus;3/4 of the womens eyes look so glazed;that they don't even look like they're enjoying it.

That's my main turn off. But I don't see this in a lot of films. I tend to watch the "big budget" adult films from companies like WICKED, ADAM & EVE, and VIVID, so they are more serious in making the scenes look good.

Quick;get done; so that I can get the money for my drugs! Irish

Every job situation has people like this.

Hey everyone! WS is COOL! I've just recently started to get REALLY into watersports, and as usual regarding my sex life--it's a lot of fun! :D

[Irish]

Lorelei---Maybe;I just notice it more because I'm a Recovering
Alcoholic and tho most people don't want to acknowledge it:
Alcohol is a drug!Don't get me wrong;I have nothing against
drinking.I just shouldn't do it!I'm glad that you enjoy water-
sports.It is a complete turnoff to me;but as I always say"
Different strokes,for different folks! Irish
P.S.Today is the 9th.The 15th;will be 10yrs.6mo. for me!They
say to never think that you've got it beat;because that's when
you'll start again!

[Lorelei]

Originally posted by Irish
P.S.Today is the 9th.The 15th;will be 10yrs.6mo. for me!


Hey, that's GREAT!

[Vintage Vixen]

A while back dz and i rented a porn called ORAL OFFICE. Bill & Monica look a likes,a dude playing Janet Reno lol .It was XXX rated
version of MAD TV...It was hilarious.The thing that always bugs me about porn is the background music...to cheesy lol.With good sex so should go good music depending on the setting.