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RandyGal
12-03-2002, 09:37 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas, and boy was it neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.


(OK so that was two lines...so sue me!) :D





Here's the link if you need help. :)

http://www.stamey.nu/Humor/xmasx1.htm
fzzy
12-03-2002, 09:58 PM
The doors were all bolted ... the phone off the hook
kleclere
12-03-2002, 10:01 PM
Momma was in her teddy and me a raring to stuff her seat.
BIBI
12-03-2002, 11:26 PM
The candles were lit, the mood.... oh so dreamy, no wonder my crotch was feeling quite creamy
horseman12
12-04-2002, 08:05 AM
the covers were thrown from the bed without care
kleclere
12-04-2002, 08:07 AM
In hopes that multiple orgasms would soon be there.
WhipCream
12-07-2002, 07:17 PM
When suddenly I scream, he says "What's the matter?"
skipthisone
12-20-2002, 02:12 PM
The vibe then popped out of my slit and started to clatter.
LixyChick
12-20-2002, 04:41 PM
I scrambled to find it.....the vibe bounced from the bed!