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RandyGal
12-01-2002, 10:51 PM
What every day words do you use that aren't meant to be naughty, dirty, filthy......but when you use them or hear them it takes all your willpower to NOT think naughty thoughts?




Lube.

LOVE that one.

For some really odd reason *Hanky* does it to me too. LOL LOL
jennaflower
12-01-2002, 10:55 PM
arrears (and believe me.. in my line of work I hear that ALL day long).

Randygal.. 8 more to go :) woohooo
BIBI
12-01-2002, 11:14 PM
pork
Sharni
12-02-2002, 06:21 AM
Pussy (Cat)
aflyerfan
12-02-2002, 06:30 AM
salad
fzzy
12-02-2002, 06:39 AM
Nastersiums (spelling???) - you know, the flowers. LOL
dicksbro
12-02-2002, 06:42 AM
More like phrases .... "Are you coming? Here I come. Come here."
fzzy
12-02-2002, 06:48 AM
"lollipop, lollipop, la, la, la, lollipop....pop!" ... oh sorry, I was just singing!
Wombat
12-02-2002, 09:00 AM
lick
Wombats Dinner
12-02-2002, 09:02 AM
Sucking
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 09:07 AM
We have a friend named Richard. He's a HUGE pervert.


He insists that we call him Dick. :D :p



It's REALLY hard to call him that!

( SO SORRY Dicksbro!)
4youreyesonly
12-02-2002, 09:11 AM
Lips and Cheeks - they go together so well
Lorelei
12-02-2002, 09:46 AM
Come, Dick (name), penetration, easy, hard, fluid, cream, Twinkie, hoe, wet....
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 02:59 PM
Flesh

Wet

Don't even TRY to get me to say "moist" in public. I just pretty much end up in a fit of giggles. :p
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 03:05 PM
and THEN ya got yer COMPUTER terms.

*shiver*


In Box. (oh MAN!)

Uploading and downloading *heavy sigh*

RAM *gulp*

Hardware AND software (be still my heart!!!!)
Steph
12-02-2002, 04:11 PM
69 . . . live next to house with 69 as the address in BIG LETTERS. If it ever goes on the market, I'm buying it! :)
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 04:18 PM
ROTFLMAO what a GREAT IDEA Steph!!!!
Murphy
12-02-2002, 05:25 PM
Honest to goodenss name of my DW's Gynocologist:

Dr Richard (Dick) Stiff
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 05:39 PM
He was destined to become a gynecologist...

but how did the poor kid EVER make it thru elementary school with a name like that?
RandyGal
12-02-2002, 05:41 PM
AND KEEP IN MIND...the poor kids TEACHERS all thru his school days.



Children are often listed in the class roster with their last names first.




Stiff, Dick


OMG! I believe I just wet myself!!!!
Nikki
12-02-2002, 06:14 PM
Screw, suck, lick, pumping and oral.........:rolleyes:
kleclere
12-02-2002, 06:26 PM
Everybody had a Fonda Dix in their class. Then she married Mike Swallows and becomes Fonda Dix Swallows.
scotzoidman
12-03-2002, 12:53 AM
Used to do pick-up & delivery for a print shop...always got embarrassed at having this one customer sign the ticket...receptionist named Norma Screws...
incitatus
12-03-2002, 10:38 PM
For some reason the words "her body" used to get me *stirred up*...
horseman12
12-04-2002, 09:37 AM
fill'er up use to really get me to thinking!!
Sweet Thing
12-05-2002, 11:02 AM
Oh, way too many to list here. LOL Hubby and I are constantly making innuendos out of everyday words, phrases and chat. He does it more than I do and frequently makes me laugh because I just wasn't thinking "that way" when I said something. Of course, we have kids and our oldest, almost 11, is starting to catch on so we have to watch what we say. LOL
horseman12
12-05-2002, 01:21 PM
actually the word NAUGHTY in itself gets me to thinking alot!
69 HER
12-05-2002, 02:02 PM
I can twist just about any statement into something sexual but numbers are the ones that get me 69 68 77 6 3 99 probably because i'm in fianace.

My credit reps who are women have learned not to ask me what they can help or do for me.
WhipCream
12-05-2002, 05:22 PM
The phrase in and out always gets me thinking.
incitatus
12-05-2002, 08:02 PM
the ones that get me 69 68 77 6 3 99

Ok, I know I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, but...

-I understand the 69... I even understand the 77-

(<----- see fav. position)


...but what's the deal with 68, 6, 3, and 99?
:confused:
mindboxer505
12-05-2002, 08:56 PM
stroking
massage
organ
juicy
cream-filling....oh my....ummmmm........ahem......brb.......hehehehe
Lilith
12-05-2002, 09:18 PM
ding dongs
ho hos
69 HER
12-06-2002, 10:46 AM
68 I owe u 1

six seems to allways come out sex

3 menage a tois, also look like tits and ass sideways


99 doggie


yes u have it on 77 woman gets ate more

Thes might not be main stream but thats what my warped brain thinks of
Booger
12-06-2002, 03:02 PM
the list is to long to list here my mine is allways in the gutter about anything you say can and will be twisted or taken the wrong way and used against you
dman4u
12-06-2002, 03:43 PM
we have an ob/gyn in the washington dc area named harry beavers. love working in that building
Devillishgirl
12-08-2002, 04:10 PM
Hmm let's see, that's a long list. To name a few....slippery, slick, moist, silk, etc etc etc
fzzy
12-08-2002, 04:18 PM
in writing - "cumulative"