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RandyGal
12-01-2002, 02:15 AM
Just got another one of those pesky emails advertising that I come "see" a young teen do it with a HORSE with a 31 inch cock.



Stupid stupid stupid ads. First of all, young TEEN? Just go away....stupid ad.

Second of all...a HORSE??? oh my god...don't bother emailing me with that sillyness......

and lastly...a 31 inch cock? It's a HORSE cock, of COURSE it's 31 inches....but it's a HORSE cock...my GAWD no interest in that whatsoever.

Sheesh..sorry, ranting. Those ads are just so stupid...

LOL LOL

scotzoidman
12-01-2002, 02:49 AM
I'll tell ya the ones that bug me...when they wanna sell me something to enlarge my breasts...no thank you, my breasts are quite big enough...

Casperr
12-01-2002, 03:54 AM
University diplomas? Anybody want a university diploma?? I've got about a million spam ads for them.... and they're all GUARANTEED!!!

CasperTG

RandyGal
12-01-2002, 04:22 AM
YES! The big breasts and the university diplomas! :D


And how abou those little cameras?

Have you ever gotten the little pop up ads that say "did YOU know you have PORN on your computer?"



Um...well....YEAH actually I DID know that!
I'm the one that PUT it there!!!! :p

scotzoidman
12-01-2002, 07:49 AM
The one thing I never see in my e-mail is a good spam blocker...

vampeyes
12-01-2002, 11:43 PM
I hate the ones that tell me they can give me a bigger penis and longer lasting erections... ummm I don't have a penis lol could they not tell by the big boobs? lmao

BIBI
12-02-2002, 12:02 AM
I especially enjoy reading all the emails I get from some very rich person from Nigeria who needs MY help getting the funds over to Canada.......millions and millions are at stake and I could get 25 percent.......but first I have to fax my bank account number to them........pluse fly over there and invest hundreds of thousands of dollars to show I am sincere and reliable! LMAO and to think lots of people have fallen for these scams!

ericthered
12-02-2002, 05:47 AM
Yes Randygal, the spam is a real pain and ifyou hear of some way of filtering it out, please let me know. Quite understand your revulsion at the thought of amusing yourself on a 31" horse cock. Yeucch, digusting!



P.S. Did you take any photos?

RandyGal
12-02-2002, 09:15 AM
ROTFLMAO @ ericthered's P.S.



!!!! LOL LOL

RandyGal
12-03-2002, 10:59 PM
Tonites junk mail was


"Doctor APPROVED! Make your man 4 inches BIGGER!"


OK well that's nice. SIZE however, is NOT the problem. :p


Anyone starting to get the Christmas tug-at-your-heartstrings-with-fake-stories-of-poor-waifs-with-no-food-so-please-donate-tons-of-dough-to-charitiesANDballoonsRus emails?

Sheeshhhhhhh......

Prophecy
12-03-2002, 11:08 PM
well if u have certain email accounts, such as yahoo, all the spam goes into a bulk folder that u can empty with one click. that means u can get rid of all 500 boob enlargement and horse cock adds with one click...

Oldfart
12-04-2002, 07:13 AM
My hotmail thinks it can sort them.

5% effective maybe.

DildoDiva'sMan
12-05-2002, 09:36 AM
Low Interest Rates Won't Last,
Don't Spend Another Holiday Alone,
And 13 Spam messages in my bulk mail on one e-mail (this is the main e-mail I use, I have another that got so loaded with porn I stopped using it, wait till you see this)

VIAGRA, only $5.99 per pill,
4 credit card ads,
and 65 other junk messages in my inbox
Bulk Mail (get this, this is after only 2 days)...............................................

A WHOPPING 120 messages---ALL SPAM.

We all hate it, but it doesn't help to try to use anything to block it.

Irish
12-05-2002, 10:56 AM
RG.---I got the same E-mail;about the girl sucking the 31"cock!I
have been getting a bunch of them lately.I don't know how they
get your e-mail address!My wife said to just delete them;not open
them;because they might have a virus attached.They usually have
a clickable site;to remove your e-mail;from their mailing list but I
have filled some out and had them returned as"Undelieverable
Mail"I don't know what you do.I just delete them but they keep
sending them! Irish

whatswithme69
12-07-2002, 01:30 AM
31" cock? thats BULLSHIT! lol

SexKittten_18
12-07-2002, 01:37 AM
It was a horse not a bull. O.o that's just a little gross though....ahhhh!!! that would hurt!! how the fuck can they do something like that! EW!

Booger
12-07-2002, 11:18 PM
Irish one of the tricks they use to make sure your email is good is add those little clickable things to take you off the list so when you click it they know your email addy is a good one so then they can sell your addy to more people

Irish
12-08-2002, 09:44 AM
Booger---Thanks.I know that some of them are the old address.
My address used to [email protected] company changed it to [email protected] company changed IT'S
name;so they changed my address.They still honor the "OLD"
address;and 1/2 of that mail is to the "OLD" address! Irish

Porn_king
12-18-2002, 07:36 AM
i got an e-mail saying- see a girl take a christmas tree - yes it was xxx.

no.1 arent christmas trees too big
no.2 if someonehas done that... man that would hurt.

Belial
12-18-2002, 10:23 PM
Also, if you put your email on a website, such as your personal site, etc. put it in a form that will confuse spam list generators but not humans, like (say your email address is [email protected]):
[email protected]
or
averagejoe[at]someisp.com
A more elegant scheme that has been used is to use an image for the @ symbol
This is also worth considering if you are a bulletin board administrator - if your profiles have email addresses viewable, display them in a spam-proof form.
If you're really geniunely offended by a particular spammer (either by the content or volume) there are usually measures you can take to get the spammer kicked off their ISP (which can result in them being blacklisted by a whole group of ISPs, generally ones which use the same upstream provider).

mag7chris
12-18-2002, 11:46 PM
Sometimes the unsubscribe link is a hoak.
when click unsubscribe links or send the unsubscribe email the spammers actually use it as a way to verify the address. So instead of getting removed from one mailling list you get added to 20 others.

Some sites actually unsubscribe you for say 30 days then add u back again.

really sad