Sweet Sorceress.

[Bronzedozzy]

Another piece I wrote, again, dedicated to the wimminfolk of the Palace.....


Sweet Sorceress.


Touch your lips to my chalice
and turn this water to wine,
let me drink from the cup then,
while I search for words that define
this love that lives deep within me,
a flame that can never be quelled,
its heat transcends time and distance
with a strength that won't be withheld,
so turn this leaden heart into gold,
in so doing, my sadness allay,
until the day we can walk in the sun,
when you've turned all my nights into day.

Bronzedozzy....hopeless romantic.

[fzzy]

Bronzedozzy - you have a wonderful talent with your writing .... hope the woman(women) in your life really deserve it!!!!

[Bronzedozzy]

Well thanks Miss Fizzy, much broarder talents than just writing
poetry....I'm once made love standing up in a hammock...no end to this Aussies talent's...laughing...

[fzzy]

sounds like a story just begging to be told!!!

[Bronzedozzy]

Well I'll tell you Miss Fizzy... it requires one to be extremely well balanced!

[vampeyes]

*sigh* brains a hot bod and a hopeless romantic .... umm can we clone you?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by vampeyes
*sigh* brains a hot bod and a hopeless romantic .... umm can we clone you?

Oh yesssss!! What a wonderful idea, Vampeyes!! Where do I sign up to get on the waiting list for one of these sure-to-be-in-EXTREMELY-HIGH-DEMAND Clones???
I just GOTTA have me one.............................or two....................or however many we're allowed. It would have to be at least two, as I'm sure I'd wear the first one out. ;);):D:D

[Bronzedozzy]

Hey Vamp ii,

To tell the truth, I'm as thick as two short planks...the pics are of my next door neighbor..and I stole the poem from a poetry site!
And I have a very good script writer!.........Kidding!...thanks babe,
I wish there were three of me too, then I could have you...... every way.....sorry...didn't mean to say that out loud....

[fzzy]

Originally posted by Bronzedozzy
Hey Vamp ii,

To tell the truth, I'm as thick as two short planks...

I think I said this before .... promises, promises -- ROFL!!

[Bronzedozzy]

Hey Shoog,
you're second on the list seeing it was vamp ii idea....and thru the marvels of genetic engineering it's gonna be marketed in three models....standard well hung.....extremely well hung, or the de luxe INCREDIBLY well hung . your choice..but you have to get your order in quickly!...oh yeah and ya get a free set of steak knives with the de luxe model!

[Bronzedozzy]

Hey Fizz,

"Thick as two short planks" in Aussie means...dumb, stoopid...sorry to burst ya bubble. Laughing.....

[RandyGal]

I WANT THE STEAK KNIVES!!!


Er...I mean I want the model that comes with the steak knives! LOL LOL LOL








did i just say that?

[fzzy]

thick in US means slow as well, but it has other meanings .... sometimes you just gotta stick with the literal ....

[fzzy]

You snuck in there RandyGal and I'm on the floor laughing all over again!!!!

[RandyGal]

hee hee hee i am a sneaky ball of fur!


Happy to make you laugh ANY day dear fzzy. :D







now if I could just figure out what the heck I'm gonna do with those de luxe INCREDIBLY well hung steak knives...er............um........

[Bronzedozzy]

You two is the baddest gals! thought I left you over there polishing my hog! back to work ....crack!......crack! or you don't get a ride.

[RandyGal]

Hey, if there's gonna be ANY hog-polishing to be done I'll let fzzy do it.


Here piggy. Come piggy.

*snorting wildly/hysterically...pretty sure i'm crossing SOME sort of boundaries here*







i must resist. i must resist sassing back with something smart assed about polishing the pipes and volunteering myself for THAT job...i must resist i must resist.........

[fzzy]

ROFLLLLLLLL .... The drop to the floor just keeps happening faster each time .... I'm trying to get back to work sir, but these images of polishing something keep dancing through my head and then the funny girl next to me, well she keeps adding other images that jump in the middle of the other images and .... uhhhh well .... guess I need a concentrated dose of uhhhhh hmmmmm something! ;) and uh that ride you mention sir ... would I be in front or back????? LOL

[RandyGal]

*total look of innocence on my face*









*you'd NEVER know by looking at me that I'm the one that keeps poking you*


*still looking innocent and almost angelic*

[Bronzedozzy]

you two'd make a great double act!......hmmmm...... interesting thought!

[RandyGal]

Ya mean like vaudeville?

Cool.

fzzy, I can ride a bike no handed, train dogs, big and small, downhill ski like a maniac, do fancy origami, and whistle using two fingers AND after eating crackers....

you got any good skills we can use in our act?




By the way fzzy...aren't you supposed to be working? :D

[fzzy]

Apparently I make a great strait man .... er woman .... er....I can do a strait man too! LOL - but I usually prefer to do that without help from a sidekick and in private - LOL!!!! I can sing like a professional .... at least in my dreams :) ... ummmmmm there's this other thing I do with liquid, but it's hard to explain ....

[Bronzedozzy]

Itchy and Scratchy, Martin and Lewis......Fizzy and Randy....the next big thing......uh....do you girls need a manager?....I think I could just about "manage" you two......just not at the same time.

This thing with the liquid, Fizz, it's making the coffee right?...I knew it!...........plenty of cream, if you're brewing one for me..........

[fzzy]

Coffee ... umm yea, that's it, I'm sure I can do that ..... course, I've never done it before!!! so well, you may want to keep some cream close by in case I make it toooooo strong!!! ;)

And RandyGal - LOL about the mixed avatar!!!!! Love it, Love it, LOVE IT!!!!

[RandyGal]

fzzy, I hope you realize that when I said "here piggy. come piggy." earlier I was simply calling Bronzedozzy's hog...


I would NEVER call another human a name...unless of course they WANTED me to tell them "how naughty they were. what a bad bad man they're being."

You know. Stuff like that.


And thrilled you aren't offended by *our* avatar.
Here's the big pic for ya, since the original by my name is a bit fzzy. :D
(feel free to use it too if you must!) ROTFLMAO

[fzzy]

You crack me up RandyG!!!! - of course I know you were calling the Bronzed man's hog .... Have you ever seen those Johnny Carson reruns with the annual hog calling contest winners doing their calls .... TOOOO funny!!! "Suuueeeey, suey,suey, pig, pig, pig, pig!!!"

I don't know if the world - or even Pixie's world is ready for two of us so intuned ..... but tough!!!! too late .... you are too funny, too wonderful, too deep ... to not call "my dear friend" hope you'll feel the same about me!

I tried changing my avatar, but I can never get personalized ones to work on my computer .... so I'm back to the usual .... I'll just have to bask in the glory of your reflected light!

[RandyGal]

AAAAActually.......

when we were kids we'd stand on the roof of grampa's barn and practice our hog callin' yells.

The hogs were SO big they scared the SHIT out of us....we called them "kid eaters" and one time I was actually chased down the gravel road by a hog...that sucker must have been 4 feet tall! OMG!!! *shiver*



OK so NOW you know about ALL my life traumas. LOL LOL



(don't even ASK me about the angry, hostile turkey or bitter ex-circus ponies on grampa's farm....it was NEVER like that in those sweet John Denver songs. LOL LOL)


Absolutely honored to call you a dear bambi-like friend to me too. :D

[Bronzedozzy]

and they all lived happily ever after....and as Bronzedozzy rode off into the sunset, by the side of the road stood two beautiful gals waving at him with just one finger........looks like I'm gonna have to polish it myself....

[RandyGal]

I was pretty sure one of us offered to lick it and spit shine that thing........

hmmmmmmm ;)

[fzzy]

I'm wondering if we are both waving with one finger each or in total?????? And oh my, I guess we'll have to find another ride home!

PS - RandyGal -- I'm still on the floor from that hog calling on the top of the barn story!!!

[RandyGal]

fzzy....maybe he feels left out.


i hope he won't be offended. obviously i haven't been able to offend YOU yet fzzy dear. :D





p.s. please please please know i'm just being SILLY here...

[RandyGal]

damn. that penguin isn't very sexy. :p

[fzzy]

Oh I don't think that would offend him!!!! I think he'd love the idea!!!!! - and well .... you never know what some people will find sexy...that penguin might just be the perfect thing for an ozzie bathed in sunshine all the time!