Surfing through the net...

[Tivboman]

What's this? Pixies Places? Interesting name.

I wonder what the natives are like? Are they friendly I wonder?

(Holding my weapon just in case)

:D

[Maid of Marvels]

I LOVE when you hold your weapon like that! Just be careful who you point it at... Might put someone's eye out. :D

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by Maid of Marvels
I LOVE when you hold your weapon like that! Just be careful who you point it at... Might put someone's eye out. :D

*Splutter*

Do I know you? :confused:

[FussyPucker]

Welcome to Pixies Tibvo & Maid of Marvels hope you enjoy it here..... we all do !! :D

[GermanSteve]

Welcome you two. Have fun as much as you can.

[RandyGal]

What's a Tibvo??????



OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!


Nevermind.


Welcome to Pixies in spite of my ignorance. :D

[Tivboman]

Thanks, FussyPucker and GermanSteve!

I planned to.

Hmmm.

Maid of Marvels...Made to Muddle...Made for Evil.... Where have I heard that name before???

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by RandyGal
What's a Tibvo??????



OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!


Nevermind.


Welcome to Pixies in spite of my ignorance. :D


Thanks, RandyGal (I think ;))

Definition of a Tibvo: A British guy who loves to have fun on sites such as these.

Hope that helps.

[RandyGal]

Yes, that helped a lot. Thankyou.


Now walk slowly toward me with that weapon. I need to examine it in more detail.



:D


Careful with that thing....ya never know if there's a hair trigger or sumthin'.....

:eek:

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by RandyGal
Yes, that helped a lot. Thankyou.


Now walk slowly toward me with that weapon. I need to examine it in more detail.



:D


Careful with that thing....ya never know if there's a hair trigger or sumthin'.....

:eek:

Do you examine all British men's weapons who happens to be called 'Tibvo'?

:whiteghos

[RandyGal]

"Do you examine all British men's weapons who happens to be called 'Tibvo'?"



Your name matters not to me my friend...what matters to me is the working condition of your weapon. (I'm sure all the other ladies here will agree with me here.)

I simply must be sure that little item is functioning properly.





Oh...sorry about that "little item" remark...nothing negative meant by the quip. :D

[Tivboman]

No offence taken. :D

I better warn you about the weapon though. It goes off if handled correctly - I mean incorrectly! :D:D

[RandyGal]

Ahhhhhh hair trigger I see.


Yes, one must be sure that it doesn't go off all willy nilly.

In other words please be careful that your willy doesn't shoot nilly in the eye......sperm blindness can be a terrible medical condition to cure. (pretty easy to diagnose of course...)

[Lilith]

Welcome you two...think you will enjoy!!!!

[Scarecrow]

Welcome to Pixies

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by RandyGal
Ahhhhhh hair trigger I see.


Yes, one must be sure that it doesn't go off all willy nilly.

In other words please be careful that your willy doesn't shoot nilly in the eye......sperm blindness can be a terrible medical condition to cure. (pretty easy to diagnose of course...)

You know, I never thought of that. All those women in the world now going round blind because of me.

The shame! The shame. :o

[Tivboman]

Thanks, Lilith and Scarecrow.
I am enjoying myself already.

:D

[RandyGal]

There there Tivbo *patting you gently on the back*...

their blindness is a temporary condition. No need to be wracked with such guilt.


Now on the other hand, if you had actually put out an eye with that thing (as was mentioned in an earlier post), wellllll THEN you'd have reason to feel bad.



And yes, once again, welcome to Pixies. It's always good to have fresh meat...er...................meMBERS...yes, fresh members, that's what I meant. :D

[Murphy]

I see you have already met our welcoming comittee..Legs...er I mean arms wide open to receive you...

Welcome, friend.....enjoy!

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by RandyGal
There there Tivbo *patting you gently on the back*...

their blindness is a temporary condition. No need to be wracked with such guilt.


Now on the other hand, if you had actually put out an eye with that thing (as was mentioned in an earlier post), wellllll THEN you'd have reason to feel bad.



And yes, once again, welcome to Pixies. It's always good to have fresh meat...er...................meMBERS...yes, fresh members, that's what I meant. :D

Damn it! My twin brother Tivbo hasn't muscled in already has he?

:redghost:

[Tivboman]

Thanks, Murphy.

*Images of Robocop coming down the street saying "Halt or there will be trouble!"* ;)

[RandyGal]

Well DAMN! You have a twin brother named Tivbo?

How WILL we keep you straight?

How WILL we know which one is YOU?



I suggest you place a nifty little qualifier next to your name.


TivboTheOriginal

TivboTheGreat

Tivbo#1

TivboJr

THETivbo

Hm...they all work, don't they?



Signing off now,
~RandyGalTheNaughty

[Murphy]

Come, RandyGal, time for your medication...

[RandyGal]

Meds?


What for pray tell......

[Tivboman]

Originally posted by RandyGal
Well DAMN! You have a twin brother named Tivbo?

How WILL we keep you straight?

How WILL we know which one is YOU?



I suggest you place a nifty little qualifier next to your name.


TivboTheOriginal

TivboTheGreat

Tivbo#1

TivboJr

THETivbo

Hm...they all work, don't they?



Signing off now,
~RandyGalTheNaughty

Erm. I am over here. That IS my brother you are talking to.

[RandyGal]

Well, DAMN!!


I'm just gonna take my tennis balls and go home. Two of you is just TOO MUCH!


;)



What was the original question? Why are we even here? What day is this?

What time is it?


Who AM I???

What do you call TWO moose?

[Tivboman]

Hmm. I see your problem, RG.

If I can help here. My brother only comes when he is called. So if you don't call out "Tivbo", you should be okay.

The day is Saturday.

The time is for me to go to bed.

You are naughy evidently.

You call two mooses "Sir" or any grovelling type of endearment as you run for the hills.

Thank you for my ball. Though I am convinced that you have got it.

[Tivboman]

*Yawn*

Time for bed.

Just wanted to thank everyone (especially RandyGal) for the nice welcome.

Thanks.

Tib.

[Wisper]

Greetings & Salutations.....enjoy your stay!!

[BamaKyttn]

Hey there, we're all naked here.... oops shit all friends here and if we aren't usually the unfriendly types don't stick around too long.

as for " Now on the other hand, if you had actually put out an eye with that thing (as was mentioned in an earlier post), wellllll THEN you'd have reason to feel bad. "

I had one go up my nose once.... damn bumpy back roads!....

and "How WILL we keep you straight? "
Who wants to stay straight, bleh speakin as one who has been known to switch teams mid stream.....

oh and how about Mr. T....

[scotzoidman]

Have you ever tried going off all willy-nilly? It can be a lot of fun...

[legend]

Welcome to Pixies Tibvo and Maid of Marvels :)

[Steph]

Welcome, you two! :)

[LixyChick]

Welcum to Pixies Tibvo and Maid of Marvels!

All are welcum.....cum into the light.....I mean, into chat sometime! Very friendly bunch of Pixites there. Some regulars, some stragglers.

The motto here is post early and post often. We love pervin and love to be perved. Twins huh???? Oh the possibilities!

[Nikki]

Welcome to Pixies............Tibvo and Maid of Marvels

[Maid of Marvels]

Thanks for all the welcomes everyone. We are going to have a lot of fun here. :D

~Maid

[incitatus]

Welcome to Pixies Tibvo and Maid of Marvels

Legend stole my thunder! :mad:




(Just pretend this is an original post).




Enjoy yourselves, but just be forewarned: posting can be very addicting...