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skipthisone
11-26-2002, 12:43 PM
This is a place to post those thoughts that just run through your head or those stupid things you do that you would be too embarasssed to ever say anywhere else.
This is especially tailored for all of us weirdos out there...
skipthisone
11-26-2002, 12:43 PM
You ever sit on the toilet too long thinking and your legs fall asleep???? Hmmmm.
Originally posted by skipthisone
You ever sit on the toilet too long thinking and your legs fall asleep???? Hmmmm.
Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!
And fallen back to sleep and waking to find myself about to fall over! And then as you try to stand up with your legs asleep your ass sticks to the seat.........hahahaha
Oh yes..been there a few times!
scotzoidman
11-26-2002, 10:37 PM
What the hell is the deal with the Osbournes? Just wondering...
Originally posted by scotzoidman
What the hell is the deal with the Osbournes? Just wondering...
I think it is remake of Night of the Living Dead......after seeing Ozzie. Damn he looks like he is dead and just forgot to lay down!
scotzoidman
11-26-2002, 10:56 PM
Oh, he's alive alright...his brain cells, on the other hand...
What gets me is how normal he seems next to his family members
Well the gene pool was lacking in lifeguards from the start!
incitatus
11-26-2002, 11:08 PM
Have you ever stopped to think and then forgot to start again?
Have you ever woke up in the morning and had the greatest idea for an invention......only to lose it as you flush the toliet?
PantyFanatic
11-27-2002, 12:52 AM
I have always wondered how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
BlondeCurlGirl
11-27-2002, 01:30 AM
As a little girl, I always used to wonder why Iceland and Greenland were named the way they were, yet their geographic features and climates didn't match their names at all...I still think it's kind of stupid actually.... :confused: :rolleyes:
Why do people think no one can see them when they pick their nose while driving?
PantyFanatic
11-27-2002, 09:19 AM
....I always used to wonder why Iceland and Greenland were named the way they were....
...as I understandit........ during the age of “discovery”, every European nation wanted to have settlements anywhere they could get them. After finding “Iceland” to be promotional failure, it was decided to give the next target area a more appealing name.
(Pure and simple false advertising):whiteghos
PantyFanatic
11-27-2002, 09:21 AM
lmao@BIBI
don't shake hands with anybody you meet in the parking lot.
Ok.....
it just happened AGAIN!!!! Who drinks my coffee that I just went to take a sip of????
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
I have always wondered how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
LMAO......what are we a bunch of Steven Wright wannabes:D
skipthisone
11-27-2002, 09:48 AM
You ever wonder why you blow on a dogs face and they get mad at you, but roll down the window of your car and the first thing they do is stick their head out.
Why do cats always think they are on the wrong side of the door?
Irish
11-27-2002, 09:59 AM
BIBI---Your nose&driving thread reminded me of my youth.My parents;had a large rock;on the lawn,next to one of the main roads in Conn.My best friend&I used to sit on the rock&count the
number of people;that were picking their noses as they drove by.
It was about 80%. Irish
P.S.One of Irishs proverbs---
You can pick your nose!
You can pick your friends!
You can't pick your friends nose!
P.P.S.I think that I need a hobby!I'm wierd.
Originally posted by Irish
BIBI---Your nose&driving thread reminded me of my youth.My parents;had a large rock;on the lawn,next to one of the main roads in Conn.My best friend&I used to sit on the rock&count the
number of people;that were picking their noses as they drove by.
It was about 80%. Irish
P.S.One of Irishs proverbs---
You can pick your nose!
You can pick your friends!
You can't pick your friends nose!
P.P.S.I think that I need a hobby!I'm wierd.
Ok I will fess up......I used to keep my kids busy with trying to count how many people they could see picking their noses as we were driving somewhere....It's absolutely amazing how many you can see in a day.
Originally posted by skipthisone
You ever wonder why you blow on a dogs face and they get mad at you, but roll down the window of your car and the first thing they do is stick their head out.
mmmm.......maybe it has something to do with breath versus fresh air ;)
incitatus
11-27-2002, 06:47 PM
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
(or should I just speak for myself?)
incitatus
11-27-2002, 06:50 PM
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Sugarsprinkles
11-27-2002, 11:16 PM
Didja ever notice that as soon as you light a cigarette your bus will arrive or the waitress will bring your food?
Irish
11-28-2002, 01:26 AM
SS---I solved that problem;over 30yrs ago;you're welcome to
join me.I quit smoking;cigarettes.Happy Thanksgiving!! Irish
P.S.Two pks. of Camels a day-0!Best thing that I ever did!
legend
11-28-2002, 03:16 AM
When you drop a piece of buttered toast, it will always try to land buttered side down. When you drop a cat, it will always try to land feet first. So, if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back and drop it, both the toast and the cat will try to land on their preferred sides. Hence you can make a 100% efficient engine.
Clint
11-28-2002, 05:57 AM
I need an old George Carlin question answered.....Why is everybody that drives slower than you an idiot and the ones driving faster are maniacs????
*Sky
PantyFanatic
11-28-2002, 06:06 AM
I’ve always wondered what a chair would look like if our knees bent the other way????
Steph
11-28-2002, 06:49 AM
Re: the Osbournes - it's like being a fly on the wall of a celebrity and his family and this family turned out to be hilarious! Yet, through it all, their love for one another shines through :)
Why are so many people's turn signals broken? So many cars cut in front of me or hold up a lane of traffic because they neglected to use their signal light.
Grumble
11-28-2002, 07:39 AM
How much can a Koala bear?
Yes I do live in Canada...yes near Toronto....NO I don't know Jack who works in Communications from Winnipeg. NO Winnipeg is not close to Toronto....NO Toronto is not NEAR Ontario...It is IN Ontario!
I get this all the time!
PantyFanatic
11-28-2002, 09:14 AM
...those inquiries come from people in a bamboo hut, in a third world nation, on the other side of the planet.:rolleyes:
(and not from anybody living on the other side of the Peace Bridge) :o
Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
...those inquiries come from people in a bamboo hut, in a third world nation, on the other side of the planet.:rolleyes:
(and not from anybody living on the other side of the Peace Bridge) :o
Hate to burst your bubble, but they always come from the other side of the peace bridge! BTW do you know Scott the truck driver from Utah????????? eh, eh, do ya??? LMAO :D
Irish
11-28-2002, 09:34 AM
I'm waiting for my Turkey to be delivered!My buddy;Scott;the
Truck Driver;must have hit traffic;on his way from Utah! Irish
PantyFanatic
11-28-2002, 09:55 AM
:o ...ashamed of US :o
Sugarsprinkles
11-28-2002, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Irish
SS---I solved that problem;over 30yrs ago;you're welcome to
join me.I quit smoking;cigarettes.Happy Thanksgiving!! Irish
P.S.Two pks. of Camels a day-0!Best thing that I ever did!
Thanks for the invitation, Irish! Thankfully, I don't really smoke that much...maybe a half a pack a day, and Ultra-lights at that. And I only recently started back up.......I think it's all the stress I've been under since summer. I'll probably quit again when my life settles down. I've always been lucky with my smoking....I've always been able to take 'em or leave 'em. But the questions I posed are not just about when I smoke...I've seen it happen all the time to others that I've been with.
Vintage Vixen
11-28-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Steph
Re: the Osbournes - it's like being a fly on the wall of a celebrity and his family and this family turned out to be hilarious! Yet, through it all, their love for one another shines through :)
Why are so many people's turn signals broken? So many cars cut in front of me or hold up a lane of traffic because they neglected to use their signal light.
I happen to luv the OSBOURNES and yes they might be highly
dysfunctional ...but i agree with Steph.Their love for each other makes me wish i was one of them.OZZY'S commitment to his wife and family is something i envy.There is nothing fake or phony about it.In my eyes OZZY still rocks ,maybe not like he use to lol
but i admire him for putting his life out in the open like that.
Ok enough rambling....
Neige
11-28-2002, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by pantyfanatic
:o ...ashamed of US :o
I'm still lmao at the american tourist who asked me this summer, "Why are the clotheslines in Canada so high up in the air?" :p
scotzoidman
11-28-2002, 08:16 PM
I've always wondered....
Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Originally posted by PixieSprite
I'm still lmao at the american tourist who asked me this summer, "Why are the clotheslines in Canada so high up in the air?" :p
now that was just a big old tease!!!!
So tell us! What did you say?
Should have told him/her...... Well here in Canada eh, they are that high because when we air our dirty laundry we want everyone to see it! ;)
Originally posted by Irish
I'm waiting for my Turkey to be delivered!My buddy;Scott;the
Truck Driver;must have hit traffic;on his way from Utah! Irish
LOL Irish......he is the dependable type our friend Scott. I am sure he won't be tardy!!! ;)
Originally posted by T-S
Why does a gynaecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
Because he doesn't want to embarass us by laughing!
Scarlett
11-28-2002, 09:48 PM
What is the difference between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? That's what I want to know. :D
PantyFanatic
11-28-2002, 11:16 PM
Dragonball is the singular
Coach Knight
11-29-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by BiSexyBabeDD
OZZY'S commitment to his wife and family is something i envy.There is nothing fake or phony about it.In my eyes OZZY still rocks ,maybe not like he use to lol
but i admire him for putting his life out in the open like that.
Ok enough rambling....
Of course he did try to murder his wife, Sharon. Just a thought.
so...what is the Cabury secret... and for goodness sake what is so secret about Victoria's Secret......seems everything is right out there!
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Irish
11-29-2002, 09:27 AM
I owe Ozzy&Elvis a great deal!They're one of the reasons that I
never did "hard"drugs!I always figured that with my luck;I would
be walking down the street;10yrs later;and flip out having a
flashback.It might have happened;but I never heard of anyone
having a flashback; from pills or pot;so I stuck mostly with them!
I also drank alot & altho most people don't want to admit it;
Alcohol is a drug.I had cocaine once;because it was free!I was
approched;in my motorcycle shop;by certain members of an
(unnamed)motorcycle gang;to sell drugs for them.I refused and
they left it at that.The #1 code in the old motorcycle lifestyle;was
"Don't Rat";so they didn't worry about me telling anyone! Irish
P.S.I used to ;keep going;with "crossroads".I bet people don't
even remember them.
Wisper
11-29-2002, 10:42 PM
Why is it when you plan for somthing....say a weekend of fun, sex, romance, did i mention sex...for example....it has to go wrong......my plans usually don't happen, why is it so wrong to want to plan.....****Cries****
Booger
11-29-2002, 11:49 PM
wisper I've always found the best times to be had are unplaned be it a party or sex or whatever
LixyChick
11-30-2002, 01:37 PM
OK........Whoever thinks that was a Russian water tenacle........raise your hand!
And scotz........Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand!
Oh......and one more thing while I am at it.......
legend! A cat lands on his feet if he is dropped from a high source. He has time to turn his body and prepare for the landing. If he is dropped from a short distance he will land on his back just like you and I.
Just a little experiment I tried once!
OMGGGGGGGGGGG! JK folks........I made sure it was a really tall building! And he didn't have buttered toast strapped to his back either! That would be just downright cruel!!!!!
Scarlett
11-30-2002, 06:40 PM
Ever seen the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where the nematodes eat his house? His parents come to get him first thing in the morning and his Dad says "Hurry son, your Mother has dinner waiting." What's up with that??
Sugarsprinkles
09-12-2003, 04:06 PM
~!*BUMP *!~
dicksbro
09-12-2003, 05:06 PM
Why does time go fastest when you're running late?
Why does the urge to pee start right after you flush and get up?
Why do people ask you to do messy things right after you wash your hands?
Why do kids always want to know how far it is to get somewhere, they start asking when you'll leave two minutes after you get there?
Why do pigs smell so bad when they're walking around but bacon and ham smell so good when they're being fried?
Why do you feel most tired when you can't lay down for a nap?
dicksbro
09-12-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
OMGGGGGGGGGGG! JK folks........I made sure it was a really tall building! And he didn't have buttered toast strapped to his back either! That would be just downright cruel!!!!!
ROTFLMAO. Lixy, you need to provide Depends or an empty cup with each post. Love ya'. You're someone very special. TY for being you. Mr. Lixy, you're were certainly one very lucky guy. :D :D
lakritze
09-12-2003, 05:23 PM
Maybe a pixie lass can tell me why a bra is single but panties are plural???????? How many wives does Scott the trucker from Utah have? How do yo spell CANADA? C eh N eh D eh.....
Originally posted by lakritze
How many wives does Scott the trucker from Utah have?
I know! I know! I have intimate knowledge of this! :)
NONE ;)
Steph
09-12-2003, 10:25 PM
Who's Scott the Trucker?
Cheyanne
09-13-2003, 12:02 AM
LMFAO..................
*tears are streaming down my face*
Thank you all so much for this!!! And thank you SS for bumping a wonderful thread that I missed the first time around!!!
***oh, the pain!!! My stomach hurts!!!***
I wonder........:Who wrote the book of Love?"
blackhawk
09-13-2003, 06:43 AM
You can't get there from here...
Steph
09-13-2003, 08:28 AM
Thanks for the trucker answer, BIBI. I was wondering if he was on Sponge Bob or whatever that show is called :)
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