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BlondeCurlGirl
11-22-2002, 11:14 AM
Since people around here haven't had much to laugh about for some reason, I thought I'd post some of these for those who need a good laugh!

;) You Know You're a True Wisconsinite When:

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

5. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.

6. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows
how to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.

11. You can identify an Illinois accent

12. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.

13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

14. A brat is something you eat.

15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.

16. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

17. You refer to the Packers as "we."

18. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

19. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

Coach Knight
11-22-2002, 11:22 AM
BCG taking over the Top 10, or in this case Top 19 duties.
Very funny!

Booger
11-22-2002, 02:35 PM
hmmmm
a lot of them work for Michigan too

LixyChick
11-23-2002, 11:08 AM
LMAO BCG!!!

Scarecrow
11-23-2002, 03:10 PM
No 11, I do not have an accent you must mean them thar people from Chicago, which is not realy a part of Ill. LOL

incitatus
11-24-2002, 05:31 AM
Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday

I think this was the funniest one...

I live about a block and a half from where the CheddarPack meets -yes, in Texas- so I know all about the folks in green and gold... When you say Brett Favre these people bow their heads reverantly.

FussyPucker
11-24-2002, 01:35 PM
LOL even a poor ignorant English guy found these funny :D
Thanks BlondeCurlGirl

skipthisone
11-25-2002, 11:49 AM
God I love Wisconsin

BlondeCurlGirl
11-25-2002, 12:27 PM
It's funny to think that some of these are really the truth for those who aren't living in the cities like I am... and I think my family is just about the only one that doesn't follow the Packers religiously (or at all even)...guess I'm not a true Wisconsinite, huh? :D

GermanSteve
11-25-2002, 04:25 PM
Today I heard one on TV: If you are punished at a tribunal because you shot your rifle during your wife had an orgasm, you are in Wisconsin.
(They said it was no joke, just laws :D)