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Coach Knight
11-14-2002, 11:50 AM
Now remember guys, I am only kidding with these ...
10. Subtle Chasing of Nikki in the Threads - By Legend
9. How to be Patient and Kind to Rude and Obnoxious Newbies - By Diva
8. I Have Never Seen Coach Knight's Pic Thread - By Summer
7. I Am Disgusted by Anal - By Aqua
6. I've Never Been in the Chatroom - By PixieSprite
5. Clear and Coherrent Thoughts - By Uncle Silky
4. How to Liven up the Chatroom - By JWalker
3. Getting in Touch with your Feminine Side - By Coach Knight
2. Silence is a Virtue - By Lixy Chick
1. How to Resist Changing your Avatar - By Skipthisone
DildoDiva
11-14-2002, 11:55 AM
LMAO! Especially #4!!!!!!!!
skipthisone
11-14-2002, 11:55 AM
LMAO...too funny CK
just for that i am getting a new Av
Lovediva
11-14-2002, 12:06 PM
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like CK is the official Pixies Top 10 writer...they just keep getting better Coach.
Uncle Silky
11-14-2002, 01:15 PM
now that's more like it, big fella.
Coach Knight
11-14-2002, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Silky
now that's more like it, big fella.
Good Silky ... it's all in good fun!
Uncle Silky
11-14-2002, 01:33 PM
yeah, i know. i'm just very sensitive to havin my intelligence insulted.
Sharni
11-14-2002, 01:33 PM
LMFAO....
From the home office in Las Vegas, NV... it's CK's Top Ten list!!
ROTFLMFAO!
legend
11-15-2002, 06:56 AM
i'm honoured to have made the top ten list again :p
Summer
11-15-2002, 10:19 AM
What picture thread of you????? I am lost!! I have NEVER seen any pics of you CK! WTF!!!
jk jk jk
Ok, guilty as charged. LMAO
-Summer :D
LixyChick
11-15-2002, 06:19 PM
*tears in my eyes*
OMGGGGGGGGGG! I am # 2???????? I have never been # 2 at anything.........I do however, on occasion do a #2 but that is neither here nor there! I know I rarely ever say anything about very much of anything but I am all a flutter with this auspicious listing! Ya think Dave (Letterman) is gonna use it on his show? I can just picture that smug ass Paul Schaffer (spell check) going....."What kind of list is this Dave?" And Dave going, "Oh come on Paul, do you live under a rock? It's from the famous PixiesPlace website for crying out loud!" When I become famous for this book and I win the Pulitzer, I will be sure to mention you Coach and I will make a special moment to mention Pixies as the place it all happened......the place where I finally woke up and spoke up regardless of the fact that my book is blank because it is called "Silence is a Virtue". Ya think I'll get to do the circuit? Ya know.......David Letterman, Jay Leno, oh and that guy that looks like Howdy Doody.....oh fer shit-piss sake.....what's his name? I would love to do Howard Stern too! And if they'll have me, I could do an interview on his show as well! Well.........in keeping with my true self I am gonna cut this short cause I never like to go on and on and bore ya'll till you throw the cat against the wall in total frustration. There I go again......did I just say ya'll? I ain't even southern! WTF is up with that??? OK.....well.........I can do this.....I know I can........here I go.........I am shutting up now......and signing off.........and I am done!
Bye!.........oops! I did it again....ok....really.......I am going!
Bye!!!!.......Shit!.........OK......shhhhhhhhhhhh! Going, going,
Gone!
dicksbro
11-15-2002, 06:25 PM
Lixy: OMGGGGGGGGGG! I am # 2???????? I have never been # 2 at anything.........I do however, on occasion do a #2 but that is neither here nor there!
ROTFLMAO. First by the 10 titles, then by Lixy's response. She said she had tears in her eyes. She's done that to me with her response.
I think we need another one: How to Remain Unemotional and Maintain Decorum by Lixy.
I am still laughing. :D :D
Coach Knight
11-15-2002, 07:37 PM
Lixy, could you repeat that?
dannyk
11-15-2002, 11:39 PM
Great list, CK! I'm currently reading an advance copy of "A Kinder, Gentler Me" by Lilith, the sequel to her best-selling "Quitting the Whip in 3 Easy Steps". Here's hoping it makes the next list! :p
LixyChick
11-15-2002, 11:45 PM
You know I will.....since you asked so nicely!
*S.W.A.K.*
*tears in my eyes*
OMGGGGGGGGGG! I am # 2???????? I have never been # 2 at anything.........I do however, on occasion do a #2 but that is neither here nor there! I know I rarely ever say anything about very much of anything but I am all a flutter with this auspicious listing! Ya think Dave (Letterman) is gonna use it on his show? I can just picture that smug ass Paul Schaffer (spell check) going....."What kind of list is this Dave?" And Dave going, "Oh come on Paul, do you live under a rock? It's from the famous PixiesPlace website for crying out loud!" When I become famous for this book and I win the Pulitzer, I will be sure to mention you Coach and I will make a special moment to mention Pixies as the place it all happened......the place where I finally woke up and spoke up regardless of the fact that my book is blank because it is called "Silence is a Virtue". Ya think I'll get to do the circuit? Ya know.......David Letterman, Jay Leno, oh and that guy that looks like Howdy Doody.....oh fer shit-piss sake.....what's his name? I would love to do Howard Stern too! And if they'll have me, I could do an interview on his show as well! Well.........in keeping with my true self I am gonna cut this short cause I never like to go on and on and bore ya'll till you throw the cat against the wall in total frustration. There I go again......did I just say ya'll? I ain't even southern! WTF is up with that??? OK.....well.........I can do this.....I know I can........here I go.........I am shutting up now......and signing off.........and I am done!
Bye!.........oops! I did it again....ok....really.......I am going!
Bye!!!!.......Shit!.........OK......shhhhhhhhhhhh! Going, going,
Gone!
Nikki
11-17-2002, 06:07 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dicksbro
11-17-2002, 06:12 AM
ROTFLMAO ... AGAIN!
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