Why The F*%& ?!?!?!

[FussyPucker]

OK here's how it goes...... I take my socks off in PAIRS, I place them in the wash basket in PAIRS, they go into the washing machine in PAIRS.........

why the feck do I have a drawer FULL of socks and not ONE fudging PAIR ?????

is it just me ? does anyone else have this problem ? If so do YOU have the other sock to my pairs ? maybe I have your missing ones !

:D

rant over please go back to your perving :D

[Janie]

I have a whole basket full too, dear, maybe we should
get together and swap some sex, I mean, socks.

[Lilith]

simple......move to Fl and wear no socks

[FussyPucker]

Now Lilith is that because you don't allow socks in your dungeon ? they're replaced with chains and other restraints ? ;)

Janie interesting suggestion I'll have to have a good fumble in your drawers :D

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by Lilith
simple......move to Fl and wear no socks
or as another simple alternative... make them all the same kind of sock... white!

[dicksbro]

I really do think there are some things in life that simply can't be explained by mortal men. What happens to socks in the washer and dryer I think is one of those profound mysteries.

[RandyGal]

I can explain it fully.....

and with total seriousness.

You see, I used to own a gift shop and we sold quite a few of these little guys. I would imagine they've multipied by now and therein lies your problem.

It's The Sock Bandit, a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.

Description: Short (11.5"), wooly and beige. Beady button eyes, wired arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body stocking.

Distinguishing features: large nostrils. Always carries three odd socks.

Last Sighting: Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.

"Tube, ankle, tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"

Master of the single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth. Last spotted eyeing the laundry basket.

Photo is enclosed for future sock theft bandit identification purposes.
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OH DAGNABBIT! Can't upload the Sock Bandit's Mug Shot!
I'll do so at a later date....but trust me, the little guy is REAL!

[Sharni]

I have 2 garbage bags full of odd socks *LOL*

Every now and then we sort through them and find pairs....but others i'm sure the washing machine must've eaten their pair :D

[Lovediva]

I once found a sock stuck in my machine motor....had to have the repair man come in......speaking of machines....ever ride the spin cycle?????? ;) :D :D.....it's alot of fun...especially when it's unbalanced!! :eek: ;) :D :D

[Coach Knight]

FP - I don't get it either. Every holiday I get like 10 pairs of socks from my grandmother and by now I should have hundreds of pairs ... but no, I always need more ... where do they go?

[Scarlett]

All my socks are white, no problems with missing ones.

[lucy_picker]

Hey Fussy i got the same problem! all my black socks are separating and I get one set, and my son seems to have odd black ones as well!!!!!!! You think that he has mine and I have his?? who knows!!!! I think I should go with the above, all white or none at all!!!

[skipthisone]

You know what it is dont ya...nothing is free in this world, its that damn santa...he drops off presents oh yeah, but then he sneaks in and takes a few socks from your drawer... What do you think they stuff teddy bears with...you sure dont see any cotton fields up at the north pole....fat bastard

[Scarlett]

LMAO@ Skipthisone!!

[Irish]

There are two simple awnsers to this:
1:Sharni---Those must be mine!Everyone always told me that I
was odd.The odd socks must be mine!
2:Everyone knows that the black socks;are taken;and worn;by the male star of the old porn movies! Irish
P.S.Simple question.Simple solutions!

[RandyGal]

OK so I can't post the picture but I CAN give you the link.


Now please stop asking WHERE your socks are going.
I've already told you.


:D :D :D

http://www.egnome.com/egnome/store/currentpics/sock_bandit.htm

[RandyGal]

YESsssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

[Aqua]

LMAO!! ;)

[Scarecrow]

Don't you know that there is a warp zone in the dryer and the missing socks are in the Fifth Dimension (let the sun shine in):D ;) :p

[Sharni]

LOL@sockbandit

[A.K.'s Sex-Pot]

I still haven't managed to reconcile the odd socks I have from the days when my ex would salvage my socks from the vague vicinity of the laundry basket (I always have thrown like a girl!), place one in it and use the other one to er. . . well. . . er. . . I'm sure you can use your imagination to figure it out. . .

That wasn't so bad but on one occasion I needed socks in a hurry and found this one lying next to the bed. . . . . . From then on I have developed a compulsion to check my socks for sperm before putting them on! Crazy since he's been gone 10 months now. . .

[Summer]

Originally posted by Lilith
simple......move to Fl and wear no socks

It is true I don't! There is no need for them. Just something else to take off. hehe
-Summer :D

[LixyChick]

Oh Fussy......I've solved that problem long ago! I wear any socks I grab. Doesn't matter if they match. If I am busted.....ie: "Hey, you have two different color socks on", I just reply, "Oh, well I have another pair at home exactly like this pair then!" No one is ever the wiser!

[dicksbro]

That sockbandit picture is a delight. LMAO.

Lixy, I love your technique ... :D :D

[FussyPucker]

RandyGal LOL excellent pic thanks !

The little bugger has been at it again ! I added two more socks to the ever growing pile of odds today !!!

Strange though cos I managed to pair up ALL my brothers socks from the laundry......what have I done the sock bandit ? I'm a nice guy !! if I see the little shit I'm gonna rip his nipples off !

[FussyPucker]

*WANTED* dead or alive.........I'd prefer dead........The Sock Bandit.

Look what the little bugger has been upto AGAIN !

10 socks not a pair to be found where are they !?!?!?!?

*sits n cries*

PS I do own more socks than this.......not pairs of course lol

[incitatus]

Doesn't anyone believe in safe socks anymore?

I mean, you let your socks run off and do God-knows-what with God-only-knows-who...

Geez...

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Sharniqua
I have 2 garbage bags full of odd socks *LOL*

Every now and then we sort through them and find pairs....but others i'm sure the washing machine must've eaten their pair :D ..... try opening both bags at once. :rolleyes:

[Sharni]

I have *LOL*

Did it yesterday.....i'm now down to 1 bag and a bit of odd socks :D:D

[FussyPucker]

OK it looks like this problem is more serious than we first thought ! It's at this time of year we should spare a thought for those socks who are missing their partner.... I know how I'd feel if I were a sock stuffed away under a bed forgotten about with nothing but chocolate wrappers and toenail clipping for company..

Let's make a stand here and all together our new years resolution should be to reunite these lost and lonely socks.

Do have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year but never forget there's a sock that needs YOU !!

[LixyChick]

OK.........OK..........I'll fess up! It was ME Fussy! Yep! Me! I sneak into your house at night.......I open your drawers........I fumble around a bit (for bits) and then I grab hold and make a run for it!

*Sitting and counting the loot I have accumulated*

If you need them...........PM me for my address!

*giggles!*

Happy Holidays "Yummy Pants"!!!!!!!

[incitatus]

I sneak into your house at night.......I open your drawers........I fumble around a bit (for bits) and then I grab hold and make a run for it!
Is this a new -albeit twisted- variation on the old panty raid scheme?

A "sock raid" of sorts? :confused:

We're not going to have folks sniffing dirty socks are we? :eek:

[Irish]

Incitatus---You may have,unwittingly,stumbled upon some-
thing here.I never thought of sniffing dirty socks!Do the soles
or toes,smell more like the crotch of panties?You may go down
,in History,as discovering the newest use for socks.There are
two socks,in the hamper,but only one pair of panties.Double
your pleasure,double your fun. Irish

[BIBI]

I remember seeing a "Married with Children" episode that dealt with Al's missing socks.........

Seems aliens were sneaking in to steal the dirty ones in the middle of the night for fuel for their spaceship!

I remember an inner peace filling me after seeing this and I no longer wondered......;)

It's the only logical answer in my opinion!!! :)

[Missy1965]

Yep....same scenerio in this house too. I think they all end up in the "Hoze Zone". You are not alone...hahahaha

[Irish]

BIBI---You mean that there was someone on "Married With
Children"besides that good looking blonde girl? Irish
P.S.Actually,Al was my hero!He was like most of the guys that
I knew.

[gekkogecko]

Sorry, FP, you missed you chance. Instead of naming this thread "Why the F*%& ?!?!?!", you should have named it "Why the sock?"

[Brunettesgirl]

That's the Sock Monster that lives under my bed, once in awhile he runs short here and has to venture out, sorry, I'll go shopping tomorrow.