Tell us a blatant lie! It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.



I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage.

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

PantyFanatic is my favourite Pixie.



Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

I'm shy and rarely speak my mind

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I think anal sex is a tremendously deplorable act and can't imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from the practice. Furthermore, I can't imagine how anyone could even get aroused by looking at a person's rear end.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I got laid today.

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I'm SOOOO pleased that Steph got here before I did.

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Originally Posted by Steph Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

That ought to do it. :grin:

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Steph, how 'bout...






...I'm not mushy--at all.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

ROFLMFAO You guys are hee-larry-us!













except that PF dude

I have the patience of a saint

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I have been nominated for sainthood

I never upset anyone *L*

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My life is a total success.

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

I'm pure angel

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I never correct others.

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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen