Nope.

Have you ever been walking in a crowd, and dashed into a corner with your S/O for a quickie...ahem, I mean kiss! ?

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Yes...and yes.

Have you ever snogged a stranger at a pub?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty... although it was in the parking lot of the pub... does that count?

Have you ever merged to quickly when entering the freeway? (Crossing the gore line.)

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I don't think I've done it too quickly - I can be quite graceful with my merging though.


Have you ever given someone the finger in traffic?

Yes, and they so much deserved it!


Have you ever been rude to a telephone solicitor?

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

yes I just hang up on them


have you ever helped get someone so drunk they puked

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Guilty. Rude in a curt fashion - "sorry, not interested" and hang up.

Have you ever slammed the door on someone?

Guilty on Booger AND Stephs account.

Have you ever used a childs toy for sexual pleasure?

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I'm an artist and mindfucks are my medium.

innocent but I do have a funny " bumble ball" story


Have you driven with an open container?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Open container of what?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

most states in US have "open container" laws...can't drive with a container with alcohol that has been opened



Have you ever not followed through on a bet?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hell, yep.

They say go and bash your head against a brick wall if you've been dumb - done it...?

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Um...NO. Sounds like a guy thing. WOmen dislike bruises, unless gained while having fun.

Ever dreamt of killing your boss?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Every day & night.

Ever told some foreigner to fuck/piss (etc) off and then walked away, so they're confused?

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

Innocent - But in Austria, I talked to a drunk for a half hour before he stumbled off. To this day, the only thing I can be sure we agreed upon was that not everyone from America speaks english as well as I do. BTW...he was referring to southerners! ha ha

Have you ever turned left on red?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.