Damn! And I don't have a girlfriend for it this year.

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I'd give up forever to touch you

But it's a Friday during Lent!!!


And I'm married!!!


I'm 0 for 2.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You're not supposed to eat meat on Friday. Nothing ever said she couldn't suck a protein shake through natures straw

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

No, no, no it's Pi day!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I was 0 for 2 as well.

I, at least got half. lol

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I'd give up forever to touch you