08-28-2014, 08:13 PM
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Member of weird club
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Location: Anywhere where home is
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No you forgot to pay your light bill.
After trying your key in the car door 3 times, "Is this even my car"?
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-29-2014, 06:27 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,160
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No, aliens stole yours and replaced it with an exact duplicate.
After trying a microphone, and getting dead air,
"Is this thing on?"
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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08-29-2014, 07:34 AM
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Yes it is on it is just the operator.
End user asks" were is the any key"?
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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05-08-2018, 02:01 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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It's the one just to the left.
Is that rain I hear?
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09-24-2018, 03:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, it's just that really tall guy next door watering his lawn.
Seeing a man choking he was asked, "Something go down the wrong way?"
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09-24-2018, 11:45 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, it was going up ad made a wrong turn.
Is that a mouse in the trap?
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10-21-2018, 12:20 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, it's a very small kangaroo.
It is going to rain today?
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10-21-2018, 10:04 AM
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Location: Central MD, USA
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Nah, there's only a 10% chance of rain. But there's a 90% chance of diarrhea.
Did you dye your hair?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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10-22-2018, 12:11 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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You mean red, green and yellow mixed isn't a natural color for hair?
Got a flat tire? I see the tire jack in your hand.
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12-07-2018, 03:46 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, that's my anti-mugging device.
Are all those gift-wrapped packages for Christmas?
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12-12-2018, 02:13 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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No, I just don't like to have people see me store plain old cardboard boxes.
Is it possible that we're within 2 weeks of Christmas?
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12-12-2018, 05:00 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
Posts: 21,160
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No, time reversed itself, and it's now two weeks after Christmas.
Are you sure you're a member of [group X]?
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
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12-13-2018, 03:25 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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I'm not sure I'm sure but surely there must be a sure answer to that question.
Do you use vibrators?
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