02-02-2005, 05:42 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. Amnesiac seeking mate who will leave all baggage, family, and friends at the door. Must provide a loving home, all furniture, and be willing to train someone who has forgotten all job and social skills. I'll be waiting for you at Starbucks.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-02-2005, 06:03 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 369
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Starbucks ... can fairytales start there among the pierced and hipper than thou coffee barristas and foamy capps? You smiled at me over your book and I hid my mine ... for the record, it was Jonathan Livingston Seagull, but promise me you'll tell no one. If we had a moment, e-mail me at [email protected]. Please include favorite verse.
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02-02-2005, 11:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 71
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Urgent!!! Unwashed nerd with bottle-base thick glasses that keep slipping down seeks like minded mathematical genius for all-night, no-holds-harred, full-on matrix theory action. Please enclose full calculator photo.
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"T'was brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe..."
- Jabberwocky, Lewis Caroll
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02-03-2005, 01:40 AM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern US
Posts: 772
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Photo Pro in search of willing subjects to fill the pages of up and comming fetish mag. Must fit into one of the following categories: extemely small penis (almost non existent), peculiar genitalia, or very well endowed men (only ones that hang past the knees need respond). We hope to get lots of responses, so we can get the first issue out and in stores.
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02-03-2005, 07:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 71
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Stored-up frustration? Mild mannered man into straight sex, oral sex, DIY, toys, S&M, role-play, anal sex, golden showers, scat, gang bangs and orgies, gas mask sex, branding, bestality, incest, mummification, fingernail removal and hysterectomy seeks shy, virginal, mild mannered similar minded lady for fun and friendship. Need not apply if you've already had a hysterectomy.
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"T'was brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe..."
- Jabberwocky, Lewis Caroll
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02-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 369
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Hysterectomy patients need not apply. Men in search of a woman with a womb. I am Arthur Earnest Higgenthorp IV and I need to produce an heir for my pre-fab bathtup manufacturing empire. We supply the entire Tri-county area. Must be open to primogeniture hereditary rights. Barefoot and uneducated preferred. Will get you pregnant.
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02-07-2005, 07:54 PM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern US
Posts: 772
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Pregnant woman looking for men with a fetish. Seeking out multiple men who enjoy both gang bangs and pregos. Hoping to get the action started ASAP, so please don't delay in getting back with me. You can email me at [email protected] Only non camera shy, well hung men need apply
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02-08-2005, 04:13 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 2,805
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Apply your make up with a garden trowel? Is your hair teased 4 feet high? Do you wear spandex short shorts to formal functions? You're my kinda gal! I like my women just a little on the trashy side. You must be attracted to beer guts and greasy t-shirts. Sound like heaven to you? Drop me a line.
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01-15-2008, 05:43 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Hard cock seeks soft vagina for one night stand ... although sitting and laying down are acceptable..
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04-06-2009, 08:09 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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Acceptable hardon in search of accepting pussy.
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04-07-2009, 03:39 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Steamin' Semen for Good Ol' Eggs. Deposited Within.
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07-25-2010, 07:06 AM
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Not there yet.....
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: NE USA
Posts: 19,794
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Within these walls you can let your imagination reign freely. Open your mind and try whatever you've only fantasized. And when we're exhausted, I'll unleash upon you, Lilith!
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07-25-2010, 01:32 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: coltsville
Posts: 573
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Lilith and I looking for bevy of beautiful sex starved nymphomaniacs. Must be virgin.
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Thou art goddess.
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07-25-2010, 04:39 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Attractive woman wanted who especially like serving men orally. Removable dentues a plus.
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07-25-2010, 10:32 PM
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Hrny Bstrd
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: coltsville
Posts: 573
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(I thought you were supposed to use last word of last post?)
Plus sized guy seeks minus sized girl to control and beat like redheaded stepchild. Please send stats mine are 50-90-70. Would love to start with webcam.
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Thou art goddess.
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