04-22-2004, 03:46 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Sure, central Illinois residents are always walking along the beach. Dang mud puddles.
Oh boy, payday is tomorrow!
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04-22-2004, 03:49 PM
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~~Smokin'~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Deep in the Heart of TEXAS!
Posts: 328
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Not me - no way! I would rather be tied up from a tree by my toenails!
OUCH!
Is anyone up for some oral sex?
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Would you like more sex with that?
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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04-22-2004, 05:26 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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Ohhhhhh! I'd rather have you rub my tongue with sandpaper!
Wow, this is sure a beautiful day!
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04-26-2004, 04:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Oh yeah, four in the morning and temperatures in the forties ... just doesn't get any better than that.
It's sure be nice to win the lottery.
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04-26-2004, 02:47 PM
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Let's have a shave party!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: NC - USA
Posts: 1,437
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Yeah, and the government takes 60% and you get sued for the remaining 40.
I think I'll give up smoking today.
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05-14-2004, 03:00 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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Yeah, right after I save the world from certain destruction.
Going back to school is easy
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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05-14-2004, 03:30 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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Just like getting un-pregnant.
Marriage is a breeze.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-14-2004, 05:03 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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It sure is... the same kind of breeze as a hurricane... shall we get our kites?
The check is in the mail, honest.
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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05-14-2004, 05:05 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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..and I won't ____ in your mouth! Trick!
Relationships take no work at all.
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-14-2004, 05:07 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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Right, and newborn babies always sleep 4 hours at a time
You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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05-14-2004, 05:09 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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...and the Pope is not catholic!
I love verbal abuse...
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-14-2004, 05:15 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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So do I, my self esteem is unshakable
I love to cook and clean after working all day
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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05-14-2004, 05:23 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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...as much as I enjoy washing laundry and folding on a beautiful weekend.
I really enjoy acrimony and constant personal criticism...
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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05-14-2004, 05:29 PM
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Nurse Ratchet Graduate
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, Ca.
Posts: 2,941
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me too.. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over (makes my nipples hard too *weg*)
I love the smell when I take of my shoes after a long day
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~
As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~
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05-15-2004, 11:56 AM
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Truckin' up
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hot Springs, AR
Posts: 407
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Yeah, that's ok, I guess. Personally, I prefer the aroma of dirty laundry that was crammed in the hamper a week ago while it was damp....
I really enjoy showering as the washing machine is turned on and the toilet is flushed simultaneously.
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If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
Old age and treachery WILL overcome youth and enthusiasm.
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