05-24-2003, 01:24 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
Posts: 3,581
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show me a happy man!!!
Show me a man working on a car...
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05-24-2003, 01:31 AM
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Little Wild One
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,248
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and I'll show you a woman needing to be worked on
Show me a woman with good taste .....
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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone
I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram
"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley
WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.
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05-24-2003, 03:36 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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And I'll show you a gal who keeps her private parts clean!
Show me a priest who is chaste.........
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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06-08-2003, 11:15 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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And I'll show you a man who can keep a vow.
Show me a man with callouses on his knees..........................
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06-09-2003, 07:18 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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I'll show you a hard worker.
Show me a lady with high self esteem......
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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06-09-2003, 09:55 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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and I'll show you someone who is unfairly called a "Bitch".
Show me a man who gets homesick for his mother...............
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08-08-2003, 01:42 PM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Posts: 11,064
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and I''l show you a caring man that is unfairly called "Momma's Boy".
Show me a woman who enjoys sex with more than one partner..
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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08-09-2003, 11:44 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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...and I'll show oyu a happy husband.
Show me a woman who likes fast cars
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-10-2003, 02:08 PM
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yada, yada, yada
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 2,805
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and I'll show you a woman who knows how to work the curves.
Show me a brothel that takes coupons...
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08-10-2003, 10:21 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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...and the reason for the discount will soon be evident.
Show me a man working the girls around the bar...
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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08-10-2003, 11:26 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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...and I'll show you a used car salesman.
Show me Arnie running for governor...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-11-2003, 02:18 AM
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Am I really here?
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: near Chicago
Posts: 3,025
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And I'll show you a list of bad jokes and tell them in a bad Austrian accent.
Show me a governor whose name you can SPELL...
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08-11-2003, 10:55 AM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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I'll show you a governor not elected again.
Show me a camera not being used and I'll...
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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08-11-2003, 10:56 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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...show you someone who hasn't hit her next posting milestone. 
Show me some clean sheets...
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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08-11-2003, 11:12 AM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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And I'll show you someone not having very much fun.
Show me a pool full of fish and I'll....
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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