04-06-2014, 09:42 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
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No, this is just a convenient place to meditate with my eyes open.
Another actual question, asked of someone sitting in a Panera Bread internet lounge with an electric blanket:
"Is it cold in here?"
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04-06-2014, 10:10 AM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scotzoidman
It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)
You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?"
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is it odd or is your imagination lacking for the question lol
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04-08-2014, 12:48 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Going back to our last question, "On the computer again?"
A: Heck no. It's not even real comfortable here on this chair.
Q: Looking at cameras in a case, the clerk asks: Can I get anything for you?
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04-08-2014, 08:59 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Yes, you can get naked so I can take your picture with one of these cameras.
After falling down, smacking your face ont he pavement and giving yourself a bloody nose:
"Are you all right?"
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04-10-2014, 01:44 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, I have an itch on my left foot.
Q: Seeing you get out of a shiny new car with dealer plates, your asked, "Thinking of getting a new car?"
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04-10-2014, 10:49 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Yep, my mind is so powerful, I thought this one right into existence in my driveway!
I had no shoes and I wept. Then I met a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"
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04-11-2014, 02:02 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, my dog always uses my old shoes as chew toys once I tire of them.
Can you believe at 3 in the morning it's still dark outside?
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04-11-2014, 09:09 AM
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1 of 8,111,103,258
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Yes, unless my bed slid to the south pole during the night.
While sitting on a bench at dusk and staring out over the lake someone asks "watching the sun set?".
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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04-11-2014, 11:07 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Nah, I've seen my son sit many times. Nothing new in that.
Seeing the person staring at the television set he asked, "Whatcha' watching?"
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05-25-2014, 03:46 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Nothing, I was just waiting for a power failure and didn't want to miss it.
Running the vacuum in the living room, your SO/spouse asks: "Doing some cleaning?"
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07-10-2014, 07:03 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
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No I have it on blow instead of suck.
Standing on the corner in DC and someone asks how's tricks?
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08-15-2014, 12:45 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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The disappearing elephant one didn't work.
The passenger asked the stewardess, "When will we reach L.A.?"
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08-15-2014, 06:34 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Central MD, USA
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FIVE MORE MINUTES!
Should I have yoghurt or toxic waste for breakfast?
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08-15-2014, 06:51 PM
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Member of weird club
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I think you should go for both.
As you're stomping through the snow you are asked "did it snow last night"?
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08-16-2014, 02:22 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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No, the cottonwood trees were spilling their seed.
Up in the sky, is that a hawk soaring?
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