Dog lover wanted for professional dog walker. Must love long walks in the park, playing fetch and having his belly rubbed. Ideally I am looking for that special breed of man that can lick his own dick and treat me like the bitch in heat that I am.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Am I crazy? Did we share something in that Starbucks last week on 2nd? I was the tall gangly bespeckled boy with a copy of Rimbaud's A Season in Hell and piercings covering my face. You were the gray-haired matron reading The South Beach diet and drinking herbal tea. Eyes meet, winks exchanged. Let's make our own version of Harold and Mode ... emoIsme@passionlesspain.com is my e-mail.

E-mail love is the only way to go in my book. How would like to get a hot, steamy e-mail from a sister. Yes I am a nun but I still have temptations. If you have had visions of a habit wearing lady who spends hours on her knees, has taken a vow of silence and can brew a mean bottle of beer then drop me a line at,onehornysister.com I can't wait to hear from you sexy.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

You sexy thing! I saw you staring at me across the lounge. Was it my polyester leisure suit that caught your eye? Or the bulge just below my white patent leather belt? Sound like a match? Let's make terrible music together!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Together..you and me on a plastic sheet. Must be into food fetish!! Bring the pudding and make me scream!!

scream at me, tie me up, and do with me as you please. I am seeking a man who knows what he wants, and also knows how to make me give it to him. Virgin, spinster librarian in need of a dominant man who can bring out the wild side in me. I've read the kama sutra, and can do well over 1/2 the positions. Just need a man who is willing to make a deposit.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov


How to get an "A"
I Love Guys With Accents
Nurse ~ Patient Story
Yes Sir
An Old Story of Mine
3 Guys & 1 Girl ~ Sounds like fun right
A New Short Story
Punishment Story

Pent up saver who is looking for a woman he can turn upside-down and use as money box

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

I'll use last word from last two post's....

DEPOSIT BOX...is empty, needs contributing beneficiary for long trem investment of hot steamy sex and play.

Hopeless romantic needs someone to fuck that useless notion out of my head. Used and abused but willing to learn new tricks.

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Tricks you say? Well let me take these dentures out and I'll show you a trick that will make your eyes roll back in your head!! Call me now at 1-800-SUK-HARD!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Suk hard? Yes i do! Vacuum saleslady looking for that guy that i can demonstrate my wonderful new machine on. It comes with all sorts of awesome attachments and tools. Are your floors in need of a cleaning? I am ready to get down and get my knees dirty! Let me be the one to show you the real meaning of a job well done.

Done is what I want to be! Lonely 38 year old virgin is tired of waiting around for Mr. Right. I am willing to lower my standards. So if your between the ages of 21 and 75, can still get it up and want to know how it feels to pop an old cherry then PLEASE give me a call NOW!!!!!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Snap On Tool looking to sponsor a Lesbian baseball team

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Team Spirit...do you have it? Frustrated college basketball coach needs some satisfaction for players. looking for a nice single slut of a woman with the regular amount of holes to service the whole team nightly after each practice. room and board provided as long as you bring the lube, protection and toys

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Toys and baubles to play with. Professional toymaker looking for a living doll of my own. Let me dress you. Let me play with you and I'll build you a house to live in; an Ibsen-esque Doll House of your own. Must be willing to share with toy soldiers and let me film it. Come to Toys-Are-Us. I live behind the alley.