05-08-2012, 05:33 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Turn on's: Ladies that smile and are friendly.
Turn off's: Ladies that act 'too good' for anyone.
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05-08-2012, 04:06 PM
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Causer of Unrest
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 4,005
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Turn-ons: brains, sense of humor
Turn-offs: always having to be right, taking himself too seriously
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05-18-2012, 10:58 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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Turn Ons: men who live to indulge me
Turn Offs: the Atlantic Ocean
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05-19-2012, 12:32 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
Posts: 4,217
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Why don't you like the Atlantic?
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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05-19-2012, 03:50 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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Cause Glyndwr lives way the fuck on the other side of it.
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05-19-2012, 08:48 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Turn Ons: Women who understand the power of sexuality
Turn Offs: Women who use sexuality for power
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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06-11-2012, 06:41 AM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,220
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Turn-ons : well placed caress, sexual nudge in public places, giving road head
Turn-offs: pawing at me, bad smells in intimate areas, swerving truckers
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.
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07-14-2012, 12:15 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
Posts: 972
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T-on: niceness, warm day, nipples, a good hit off joint.
T-off: ills, negative waves, prudishness, bugs.
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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07-14-2012, 02:10 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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Turn ons: A gentle caress, warm eyes
Turn offs: People who don't feel they need to satify their partner.
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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07-14-2012, 09:55 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
Posts: 972
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t - on : taint brushing & licking, a good cigar, our juices together{cumming}, champagne buzz, protein squirts{creamy cum}, deep throat= Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
t-off : pain, obtuseness
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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08-14-2012, 12:32 PM
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Slut Lolver
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado USA
Posts: 587
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Turn on - watching other men do her.
Turn off - her farting while I'm eating pussy.
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08-17-2012, 08:36 PM
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Member of weird club
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Anywhere where home is
Posts: 16,709
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Turn on: Her head lying on your shoulder, Loving look as you relax together.
Turn off: No communication
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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!
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11-06-2012, 11:16 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Turn on: Curvy women in short skirts & boots
Turn off: Curvy in boots & women's skirts
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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12-28-2012, 10:41 AM
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curvy queen
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: uh, no I don't want stalkers
Posts: 507
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Turn on: Curvy women in short skirts & boots
Turn off: Curvy in boots & women's skirts
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Hmmm....I think I could have some fun with this.
Turn on: men who think curvy women are beautiful
Turn off: Men who think curvy women are desperate.
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12-31-2012, 12:54 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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Turn on - tipsy women calling my house
Turn off - drunk women screeching into my answering machine at 2:40 a.m. while parked in my driveway
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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