05-17-2009, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Irish
I told my wife(yrs ago)to have me cremated,have someone start my chopper
(motorcycle) & pour my ashes in the gastank & blow me out the exhaust!
I'll be dead,so who cares? Irish
P.S.With my Luck,my ashes will clog up the carbuerator jets & I'll have to put up with someone else ruining my bike!  |
That's when you rig it so the bike with blow up with you in the tank. I'm sure some pyrotechnics guy will help set it up.
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05-17-2009, 07:28 PM
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wyndhy's hubby, or was that tess'? We have access to someone who makes things go bang.
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05-17-2009, 09:44 PM
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It was Lixy.
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05-18-2009, 09:04 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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In the South they stick tacky plastic flowers on people's graves. I want mine to be pink with glitter. They also put those little solar lights on graves so they light up nicely in the dark. I want two of those.
Don't put me in anything uncomfortable, especially shoes. I hate wearing shoes when I'm lying down and I will be lying down a LONG time!
Seriously, I want the cheapest and simplest. I don't want my loved ones to spend one cent more than necessary to stick me in the ground. I'm not opposed to cremation if it's cheaper, but I still want those tacky pink flowers.  |
05-18-2009, 02:38 PM
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Turn it up!
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Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I just want a pipe to the surface so friends can pour ice water down to me.
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Careful, some may decide to filter that cool water thru their kidneys first. 
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05-18-2009, 06:27 PM
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05-18-2009, 08:19 PM
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It seems those younger chicks will get you get you hung every time. 
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05-19-2009, 02:16 AM
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The younger chick was a rooster.
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