2.80 GHz pentium 4 processor with hype-threading
512 mb DDR SDRAM memory
160 gb hard drive
dvdrw/cdrw
cd-rom
AGP 8x graphics card with 648mb
DDR memory and tv out

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

*thinks she hears Booger doing the Tim Allen man sound as he rattles those specs off*

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

HP Pavilion 7935
1.3GHz Athlon processor
1GB SDRAM
80GB Hard drive
10GB Slave drive
CD-RW

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

All I know is it is a Dell Dimension. *shrug*

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

it works, does that count?

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Graphite iMac (500 MHz, G3)
128 MB RAM
8 MB Video RAM
30 Gig hard drive
DVD drive

May not be the fastest baby on the block but it does everything I need it to

primary system:
HP Pavillion
Intel 2.5GHz P4
Win XP Pro
1.00GB PC2100 RAM
DVD+RW/CD-RW
CD-R
2x80GB HDD
On Board Audio
USB 2.0 and IEEE 1394 (firewire)
NVIDIA GeForce4 MX 420 64MB RAM w/ TV out
on board 10/100 LAN
56k modem (not used)
Dell 19" flat Trinitron

secondary machine (backup point and secondary machine in case of primary machine failure):
pieced together box
AMD Athlon 2100+ XP (@1.7GHz)
Win XP Pro
768MB PC133 RAM
CD-R/W
30GB system HDD
200GB backup point HDD
on-board audio
NVIDIA RIVA TNT2 32MB RAM
on board 10/100 LAN
USB 1.1
TV input tuner
SONY 17" flat Trinitron
unit 1 on KVM switch

other boxes sitting around doing nothing:

no name AMD K6-2 400MHz
Win XP Pro
512MB RAM
30GB HDD
Sound Blaster Live audio
3c905b 10/100 LAN
CD-R
no idea what the video card is
unit 2 on KVM switch

no name AMD k6-3 300MHz
Win 2000 (sometimes Gentoo Linux)
256MB RAM
20GB HDD
Sound Blaster PCI 512 audio
3com 3c905b 10/100 LAN
CD-R
unknown video card
Viewsonic A90f+ 19" monitor


and sitting in the corner waiting to get shipped off into alternate service:

1x Gateway P1-166, 64MB RAM, 3.0GB HDD, CD-R, Win98SE
2x Gateway P1-233 128MB RAM 6.0GB HDD, CD-R, Win98SE

and if that was not geeky enough it all runs through a 100MB switched network (soon to be 1GB net), also with 802.11b for the work owned dog of a laptop, and is time synchronized with a HP Z3801A GPS trained reference

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Oh crap! Now you got me trying to do the grunt!

Oh....I need a life!

And....BTW....I thought I would add a bit more of my techie knowledge

All I know is.......

56k modem
17"(cheapy cause I spilled water on my other one) Envision monitor
Windows ME
64MBRam
53% of it's memory is free
IntelCeleron (though I was sure I had a Pentium) Whatever the fuck that means!...


And I only know that cause I clicked things I'm sure I shouldn't have! LMFAO!

I nominate Milktoast for the Pixies Uber Geek award...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Dell are of the best. No wait, THE best.

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Ryan » Send Message | My Post History
"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

I second that nomination.........

ALL IN FAVOR????

Say aye!

AYE

I bet he does a better Tim Allen

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

He prolly does grunt deeper! LOL!

Now that is for ME to know and for YOU to find out

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Full Tower
Matsonic MB w/ North Bridge and SIS chipset, FSB:533MHz, AC97 Audio, 10/100 Fast Ethernet LAN
P4 2.4, 533FSB, w/Hyper-Threading
1024 MB DDR333 Ram
NVIDIA Geforce4 MX440 8x 64MB DDR Ram Vidio card
3.5 floppy drive
52X CD burner
16x DVD drive
WD 80 Gig HD
20' Sony Trinitron tube CRT monitor
MS egronomic keyboard
Logictech Optical wheel mouse
MS Sidewinder P2 joystick
Multi-Media speaker sytem

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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