01-21-2008, 05:34 PM
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7 - 1 mon 1 dad 4 girls and 1 boy
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
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01-22-2008, 04:42 AM
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No new riddle ... okay ... I'll give one ...
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
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01-22-2008, 11:05 AM
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The same height, of course. Plants grow taller by adding material to the tip, not the base.
OTOH, they grow wider by adding material to the outer edge, so the nail is probably completely embedded 10 years later.
What is most active when it doesn't work at all?
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02-03-2008, 09:07 AM
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Time's up! What is most active when it doesn't work at all?
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03-28-2008, 09:05 AM
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Failure.
And I had to be reminded by Dicksbro of this whole thread.
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03-28-2008, 09:32 PM
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 Good one. Guess we'll need a new riddle to keep us going. Hmmmm ... mind if I just go ahead and offer one?
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03-28-2008, 10:41 PM
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Once? 
If that's right,..................
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? 
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04-10-2008, 07:47 PM
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I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
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04-10-2008, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dicksbro
I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
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the longer you play with them, the harder they get!!!
why does a penis have a hole in the end?? |
04-11-2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ShadowDancer
why does a penis have a hole in the end??
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04-11-2008, 09:57 PM
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No.  ................ and I'm dieing to hear the answer. 
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04-11-2008, 10:00 PM
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alrighty, it's been 24 hrs, so....
Why does a penis have a hole in the end???
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04-11-2008, 10:30 PM
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 How did I know it was going to be something like that.
OK. You didn't give another one so I'll try one. 
What do you call a Raggedy Ann doll with a stone in it's mouth?
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04-13-2008, 04:00 PM
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a cotton rocksucker!
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04-13-2008, 04:17 PM
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Your turn
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