09-05-2005, 12:14 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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....after all, it's not like I need the money for anything else!
The gas in this area is cheap....
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09-05-2005, 03:24 PM
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Location: Seattle
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...like I can afford a second mortgage for this month's gas bill!
I just love eating at McDonalds...
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09-05-2005, 04:49 PM
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Tease and Please
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
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....because all those McCalories are my friends!
I love the high gas prices....
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09-06-2005, 02:57 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I love the high gas prices ... they make buying those bottles of water seem like a good deal.
I love getting cars worked on ...
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09-06-2005, 04:56 PM
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I love getting cars worked on ...because I love putting the repairman's kids through dental school.
I love going to the dentist...
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09-06-2005, 07:19 PM
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Tease and Please
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
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...because they have the best flavors of everything!
If I was a genie.....
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09-13-2005, 05:31 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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If I was a genie.....like hell I'd ONLY want you to rub my lamp.
Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late?
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09-14-2005, 06:16 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late or are all the clocks just running fast?
I love facing problems in the early morning ...
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09-14-2005, 12:50 PM
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I love facing problems in the early morning ... cause I am so happy to be awake!
Don't you love being woke up by the dogs barking every morning at 5am?
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09-14-2005, 11:19 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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I knew I bought that slingshot for some reason.
Don't you like the way he eats everything on his plate?
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09-15-2005, 03:52 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Don't you like the way he eats everything on his plate ... like the knife, fork and spoon?
Don't you love it when someone farts in an elevator?
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10-02-2005, 06:54 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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Location: Schoolhouse Rocks!
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i love smelling some else's anal vapor as much as i love drinking from my toilet!
I love it when i laff so hard that i snort
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10-03-2005, 03:32 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I love it when i laff so hard that i snort because it can disguise all those other noises I'm making.
Running out of gas is neat ...
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10-03-2005, 04:02 PM
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Running out of gas is neat when you are on a busy street and everyone wants to stop and help you
I always stop to help someone with a broken car because
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10-03-2005, 05:01 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I always stop to help someone with a broken car because ... the thrill of finding a thief is too much to pass up.
Sex is just about the dullest activity of any ...
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