...as long as you've got an IQ less than 10!


Sleeping in the nude is fun....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

... especially when there's a pesky mosquito to keep you entertained.

Masturbation is good exercise ...

.....as long as you only want to work out one arm.


Packing in the nude is a good idea....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

... unless you've just arrived and are moving into your new place and need to unpack.

Kissing a friend can be fun ...

Kissing a friend can be fun ... Yeah as much fun as it is dealing with the cold sore that they just gave you


Looking some one in the eyes is a turn on...

Looking some one in the eyes is a turn on...especially when it's bloodshot and they are so drunk and smelly you have a hard time breathing anywhere close to them.

I love mowing the grass ...

... As much as i like having rocks spat out at me, bruising my shins and then suffering from allergies afterwards

i like talking on the phone

I like talking on the phone ... so much I'm thinking about a National Please Do Call list!

Sneezing is a lot of fun ...

Yeah...so is getting ass fucked with a pine cone....not.


I like beer.

I like beer because it's made of grain and supports a veggie lifestyle.

I love rush hour traffic ...

I love rush hour traffic ... because it makes it possible for me to say "FFFFUCK!" with so much emotion.


Washing cars is fun ...

Washing cars is fun ... like scraping grease off the grill.

I love it when neighbors dogs poop in our yard ...

I love it when neighbors dogs poop in our yard ... because they must truly believe it is better to give than receive.


Flying in turbulent weather is soooo much fun...

Flying in turbulent weather is soooo much fun...plus it saves you having to buy a bottle of syrup of ipecac so you can utilize the complementary air motion discomfort bags.


warm schwetty weather can be stimulating...

Of course warm schwetty weather can be stimulating...who doesn't enjoy a good case of raw, chafed armpits and crotch???

There is nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to an explosive thunderstorm...

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.