If it's the wrong thing, I'd much rather return it.

WMMTY:
Being right, or being friendly?

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Being friendly. Saves friendships and may generate new ones.

WMMTY: Law or order?

Order. It's nice when THE LAW follows the law.

WMMTY:
Surprising someone with a gift, or a long slow build-up to a gift?

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Hmmm, another tough one. I'm going to say surprising someone with a gift but with a lot of exceptions.

WMMTY: Being neighborly or keeping to yourself?

Given that there's a pandemic, keeping to myself. Don't want to get infected, don't want to infect others.

WMMTY:
A can of your favorite variety of nut, or a can of mixed nuts?

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Mixed nuts.

WMMTY: Boxers or briefs?

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I kind of switch off but I suppose I tend more towards briefs.

WMMTY: Political correctness or unvarnished truth?

Unvarnised Truth

Wmmty: You Make The First Move Or They Make The First Move?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I tend to flirt with nearly anyone with a vagina, so if tthat person flirts back, I'll end up making the first move.

WMMTY:
Ice skating, or a visit from the ice cream truck.

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Visit from Ice Cream truck.



WMMTY: Original Star Wars or Prequel.

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Original. Prequels were mostly shit.

WMMTY:
Celebrity gossip, or weird news stories?

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Celebrity gossip ... not in recent years anyway. Weird news stories ... depends on the story ... but more likely.

WMMTY:
Autumn colors, or spring flowers?

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Spring flowers since that would mean warm weather.


WMMTY: Sound mind or body?

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Tough one. Sound mind would be my first choice, but it'd be touch not having a body that works.

WMMTY: Temperature or humidity?