12-14-2005, 05:28 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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12-14-2005, 06:21 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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02-04-2006, 07:08 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
Posts: 13,502
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On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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Equality for all
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11-27-2007, 04:36 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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* BUMP * Picking up where we left off
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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11-28-2007, 01:20 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 10,793
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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11-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven of her french fries
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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12-01-2007, 01:24 AM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
Posts: 17,778
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On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve penis shaped candy canes
Eleven of her french fries
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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12-01-2007, 04:39 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ... a love session for all eternity.
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12-12-2014, 07:44 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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*** BUMP ***
Starting over ...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A kiss on my rigid wood - y;
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12-12-2014, 09:22 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....
Two little gropes and a kiss on my rigid wood!
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12-13-2014, 12:11 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...
Three up and down strokes,
Two little gropes,
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.
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12-13-2014, 05:55 AM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes,
Two little gropes,
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.
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12-14-2014, 02:38 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
Five fingered fondling
Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes
Two little gropes
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.
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12-16-2014, 01:10 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...
Six great backrubs
Five fingered fondling
Four flavored condoms
Three up and down strokes
Two little gropes
and a Kiss on my rigid woody.
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