08-09-2004, 05:07 PM
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Just me.
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What's a delicate way of describing penetration?
If the shoe fits ...
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08-09-2004, 07:03 PM
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Wishful Thinker
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If the shoe fits...........
What did the prince mumble repeatedly as he peered up Cinderella's skirt?
When in doubt...
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates
Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
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08-10-2004, 08:36 AM
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Loungin' Around
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What did the man say when he brought *both* hookers home?
Lick the plate
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-10-2004, 09:56 AM
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Just me.
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What did the dom tell her slave to do.
You can trust you car to the man who wears the star.
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08-10-2004, 02:41 PM
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Loungin' Around
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What did the General tell the woman who was stranded on the highway?
Finger Lickin Good
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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08-10-2004, 04:18 PM
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What did the colonel say to the young lady after they had sex.
The Lone Ranger
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08-10-2004, 07:33 PM
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Registered User
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Who is somebody who really enjoys sex for one.
Its a local call.
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Eudaimonia
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08-15-2004, 08:26 AM
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what did I tell the guy who tried to dial long distance for pizza?
jinx
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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08-16-2004, 07:19 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what is one thing that is always better when "High"?
bronze in swimming.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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08-19-2004, 04:07 PM
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What do they call a poolside threesome.
Keep your end up.
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08-19-2004, 09:11 PM
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what did the horny guy say to the woman when he want doggie style sex?
that is a bargain
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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08-20-2004, 02:55 AM
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That is a bar gain
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When asked about the enlarged bar ... what did the guy say? 
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08-20-2004, 05:37 AM
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what did the bartender say when you ordered a round of shots?
lap dancers
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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08-20-2004, 06:24 AM
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What are Sumo wrestlers never?
A little to the right please.
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Eudaimonia
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08-21-2004, 08:15 AM
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what did the guy say to the woman who put her hand on his left thigh?
unmentionables
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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