12-08-2005, 02:42 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Just for Laughs!
Could this be the perfect gift for your lady?
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
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12-08-2005, 02:44 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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You see some strange things in E.R.s!
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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12-08-2005, 02:47 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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I just KNEW there was a reason for the beer!!
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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12-08-2005, 02:52 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Is there an equivalent to AAA for this kinda problem??!
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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12-08-2005, 02:58 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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'course, there are other alternatives - IF you don't lose them!!!
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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12-08-2005, 03:02 PM
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Pixies Horse Widower
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Last One!
......for now, at least!
If you're tempted to go for "doggy style" anytime soon, just be careful you pick the right girl!!
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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind
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12-08-2005, 03:20 PM
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Made in England
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LOL...funny stuff.
I just won't look the same way at a guy with a beer belly again!  |
12-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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gurly gurl
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Those are tooooo funny!
Thank you
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12-08-2005, 03:59 PM
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Beer Belly...OMG....ROFL
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12-08-2005, 05:09 PM
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dm383,
Good ones! Thank you.
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12-08-2005, 06:12 PM
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Too funny! Thanks - needed a laugh today
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12-08-2005, 06:15 PM
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Really funny! The beer belly one is too much, ROTFLMAO. Thanks for sharing, DM.
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12-08-2005, 06:16 PM
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Just me.
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DM, those are terrific. Twice you made the day brighter for me.  |
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