Last verse...
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'casuse I'm only givin' you,
things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room.
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'alls
and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all.
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it,
I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out there, then you wonder how come kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty,
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtin'
Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with jergens
said I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
and in every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
pull in the parking lot circlin' screamin' I don't give a fuck
with the wondows down and the system up!
So will the real Shady please stand up,
and put one of those fingers on each hand up,
and be proud to be out of your mind and outta control
so one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?!

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady,
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating,
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these