03-16-2012, 05:51 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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St Paddy's Day
 HAPPY ST PADDY'S DAY
I know it's not until tomorrow, but, as part of the warm-up, I thought I'd pass a St Paddy's Day poem I put together just for you
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THE LEPRECHAUN AND THE LASS
The leprechaun was hiding, in a field of emerald clover,
Watching a lassie passin’, on her merry way to Glover.
He couldn’t help but notice, how her bosom shook and jiggled,
And her hips swerved left and right, as her bottom kinda wiggled.
The sight was truly awesome, and he couldn’t help himself,
His cock began to straighten out on this very happy elf.
He had to have this lassie, so he worked out a simple plan.
From his pot of gold he sprinkled, golden coins across the land.
They led the lassie off the path to a meadow o’er the rise,
Where he’d be waiting patiently with the pot between his thighs.
He’d have her sit beside him and reach into the pot,
Where ‘neath a few stray coins, would be his standing cock.
“My goodness,” she would say aloud, “what has my hand now grasped?”
“Family jewels,” he would explain to her, “that are for you my lovely lass.”
She looked at him and giggled when he said she could make it squirt,
“Lay back upon the grass,” he said, “and I’ll move inside your skirt.”
She did as he instructed and lay back upon the ground,
He slid between her shapely legs and lifted up her gown.
His jewels proceeded to explore the magic ‘tween her hips,
And slipped so ever gently through her softly parted lips.
She moaned and whispered softly, “I feel so very full.
I feel you push it in me, while my body tries to pull.
My tummy feels all tingly, and I feel I want to shout,
Keep thrusting your jewels inside me and please don’t pull it out.”
Suddenly she screamed aloud, “Your jewels have shook my tum,
Inside I feel so warm and wet and make a squishy sound.”
“I know,” the leprechaun said out of breath, “I felt my jewels explode,
And into you I fed my seed, my white and creamy gold.”
“I’ll treasure that,” the maid did say, as she stood up once again,
I think tis’ better than those coins for this have within.”
As she started walking down the path, she turned and said goodbye,
And the leprechaun responded with this short reply.
“I hope some day you pass again, along this path and stay,
I’ll show you other ways to reap, the treasure of the day!”
“O' yes, for sure, I will remember, and no doubt it will be done,
Since now I know where the treasure is, and how it gives me so much fun!”
HAPPY ST PADDY’S DAY!
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