Tess has threatened me with an early death if I don't admit to my undying love for her and admit to our impassioned commitment to making her happy -- more of a challenge than I'd ever thought!

Hi, my name is Joe.

I admit to all she wants me to say, of my own free will, except I don't really want to give the bitch her way. So I'll also say that she's going to pay for this one.

She has constantly told me what a fine group of perverts she associates with on Pixies and felt I would fit in. Nice idea, so I hope you'll scrunch down on your seats and let me try to squeeze in somewhere.

Usually, she's sitting an talking to the computer screen while I try to write and when she laughs I know she's on Pixies .... And I"m always ready for a laugh, and to try to help the rest of you to a grin or two.

But I'm NOT going to try to catch up with her damn post count, I'll promise that! Sheesh ... 17 thousand ... I need to give her more to do, fer heck's sake.

Best, JW

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