OK!

IfSharniSOMESharniPEOPLESharniwant to play these dumb games, I'll give you one that should at least slow it down.

The Riddler gives you a riddle and you have 24 hrs. to answer it. If it's correctly answered, that person gives the next riddle. If not, the Riddler comes back after the minimum one day (and has up to 3 days) with the answer. Somebody else then asks the next riddle. A Riddler can not give two riddles in a row within one week.



What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?

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A pick pocket snatches your watch and a peeping tom watches your snatch.


OK.. here is one

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.

What is the question?

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Answer: Which came first the chicken or the egg?


What is the difference between a pigmy tribe and a womens jogging team?

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

Answer: The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts....


I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

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Eudaimonia

Answer: I'm your imagination!!

Riddle: What's the greatest use of cowhide?

Answer: To hold cows together.


Riddle
Four folk sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how all could gain?

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