OK, now just complete the sentance!!

Look, like this:

I'm so unlucky that if i fell into a bag full of nipples i'd come out sucking my thumb.

So what are you waiting for??? ... your turn!!!

^^^^^That is just sad dude!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Should we buy him a "how to" book?

If it was raining soup, I'd be stuck with a fork

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Forking hell, Scotz.

I'm so unlucky that I couldn't win a kick in a riot.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm so unlucky that...

When my ship finally comes in, I'll be at the airport!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~