Yesterday morning, as I was about to leave for work, I sat on my glasses. I ended up missing work due to the resultant headache.

Set up an optometrists' appointment instead, it's been 6-8 years since my last one.

I need bifocals.

Fuck it all.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Wow... I've sat on my glasses before, but they never went so far up to cause a headache....


Bifocals are cool, they make you look even more intelligent....
Or older. One of those anyway.

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

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I keep telling my firends, "We're not really getting older. We're just getting mroe senile".

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The no-line bifocals available now are not nearly so unflattering, but as I got my 1st pair almost 10 years ago, I was not prepared for the woozy changes in makes in your world...the floor is not gonna be where you remembered it being before

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

It's the same phenomenon as the moving floor through the bottom of a beer glass.

The more you've drunk, the more the floor moves.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I once sat on a pair of glasses that were only two days old.

Lizard Man, bifocals will only add to your already cool demeanor.

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