12-23-2004, 12:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,566
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Santa's Pick Up Lines
* I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.
* I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
* One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer!
* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?
* That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
* Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby!
* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear,
do you?
* Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy
of love!
* Care to see my twelve inch elf?
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?
* I've got something special in the sack just for you!
* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small
talk, sister!
* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....
* Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my
'nice and naughty girl list'.
* Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (that's what Mrs. Claus calls it!)
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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12-24-2004, 04:58 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,686
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Yep, I've used a couple of . . . . .
Sorry, ahem, very good, Lil.
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12-24-2004, 07:06 PM
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Suprise Me
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 4,259
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Lol!!
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12-25-2004, 03:26 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 10,793
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Ho Ho Ho
Candy Cane......pocket
Stocking Stuffer....hehehe
lmao, too funny
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12-25-2004, 03:48 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Cute! Love 'em.
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