03-15-2010, 08:28 AM
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A Lesson In Life ...
Sometimes, we try a little too hard to get to the greener grass. In the process, we end up in trouble.
And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember ...
Not everyone who shows up is there to help you!
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03-15-2010, 12:33 PM
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Huggable!
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OMG jseal!! That is funny!!
Must be a Pixie.
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03-15-2010, 01:14 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Happy cows cum in California.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-15-2010, 06:39 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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I've had that day
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03-15-2010, 07:14 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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03-15-2010, 07:32 PM
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What's worse than someone reading over your shoulder?
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03-16-2010, 02:00 AM
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registered lurker
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Too funny!
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03-16-2010, 04:46 AM
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Just me.
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Made me think of the ol' story of a farmer up in Minnesota in his horse-drawn wagon going down the back roads in the winter. He spots a little bird in the middle of the road and can see the poor little thing is freezing to death. He stops the wagon, gets down, and goes over and picks up the little bird.
Seeing a fresh dropping behind the horse, he sets the little bird down in it and climbs back up on his wagon and leaves.
Sure enough, the warmth of the dropping revives the little bird and it begins to sing.
A fox in the woods hears the little bird sing and goes over to investigate. Seeing it in the dropping, he darts out, grabs the bird and eats it.
The moral of the story is, the one that gets you into a mess, isn't always your enemy; and the one that gets you out isn't always your friend; and, when you're in it up to your neck, don't sing!
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03-16-2010, 09:44 AM
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SO true!
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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03-17-2010, 06:04 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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I needed that smile, thanks jseal and DB.
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03-19-2010, 08:46 PM
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Insatiable
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oy!!!
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