what is the one thing that would surprise others most to find out about you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

That I'm really a man.
Just kidding just kidding.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I used to be very shy!

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

I won 2nd place in a pagent as a teenager.

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~Tainted Love~

I'm very shy

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"Stand strong in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you"

Aries Men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

My pic threads
The power of a hot woman
Who wants to join me?
Yes Lililth I did take pics.
Couple Pics
Tess's Big Adventure
Tess, her girlfriend and the new toy
Tess's kinky side

I've only had sex with one person.

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~Tainted Love~

I once lived in Ichinomiya, Japan.

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"Old man, how is it that you can hear these things?

Young man, how is it that you do not?"

That I've flown and sailed both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

That I never believed that a person could find lasting relationship happiness on the internet!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

There is a real Oldfart who cares what happens here.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

That I like to cook.

That I have a big heart...despite my occasionally prickly personality

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Osuche, I doubt that was ever in doubt.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

OK.....Well, how about this?

I modeled for extra money while I was in high school and my first two years in college -- mainly catalogues and fashion shows.....But I was desperate for money (put myself thru school) so I also waitressed, worked in the police department (fingerprinting and the like) and as a process control technician in a factory.

Oh....and I worked for a senator for a while as a Legislative Aide. I actually helped draft a couple of bills. That was fun!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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