* I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

* One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

* Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby!

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear,
do you?

* Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy
of love!

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small
talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my
'nice and naughty girl list'.

* Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (that's what Mrs. Claus calls it!)

* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Yep, I've used a couple of . . . . .

Sorry, ahem, very good, Lil.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Lol!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Ho Ho Ho

Candy Cane......pocket

Stocking Stuffer....hehehe

lmao, too funny

Cute! Love 'em.