A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were
staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin


"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles

lol

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

I love it! I was just visiting galleries on Sunday so this is making me rethink things.

Lmao

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

OMG! That's fantastic!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

ROTFLMAO

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

^What she said^

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

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Nice one, Eliza.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

God bless the scotch - uhh- I mean the Scotts

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LOL!!

My hubbys dad was from coal-mining country in PA. His grandfather & an uncle died from that lung disease miners often get. My Dad-in-law told me that when he joined the army, his dad told him, this is your way out son, find someplace for a good life. Due to that advice my in-laws are in Conn.

But back to the coal miners... I know they always went home for lunch.