A new game.....

Similar to True or False, but you should answer sarcastically...


Example...
Do you like having oral sex performed on you...

answer..
No, I would rather have root canal.


Simple, yet elegant enjoy.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Do you think Pixies is an awesome site?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Nah. I just hang out here and waste time because it's a boring and irritating site.

Do you look forward to the future?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Yeah, of course...I can't wait to be TOTALLY bald and incontinent!

What's the best thing about boobies?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Thanks for strating this thread STO. By studying it, I may come to understand what exactly sarcasm is. Perhaps, therefore, I can look forward to teh future.

Since I never employ sarcasm, I don't understand it at all.

How's your love-life?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It's so bad I would rather shove sharp rocks up my ass than have sex.

The women on pixies are beautiful creatures

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Beautiful? They're all close-minded and uptight!

Do you like the money shot?

Hell no, I much prefer a limp, uninterested dick. Doesn't everyone?


Do you like having your breasts fondled?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Oh yeah, almost as much I like stubbing my toe.

Do you think masturbating is healthy?

Healthy?? Of course it's healthy, especially if you relish having hairy palms and/or going blind.


Do you have sex with the lights on?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Hell no, bag over her head and mine in total blackness, seeing breasts up close would give me the heeby-geebies.

Do you like a deep longing kiss?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

No way! I much prefer a dry, close-mouthed peck on the cheek!


Do you love anal?

Com'n, sticking my penis in a tight lubed up hole, feeling like it is getting milked for all its worth...no way!!!

Do you enjoy long fore-play?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Anal sex?! Madam, I'd rather scrub the Space Shuttle with a tooth brush than forego such a filthy act.

*After posting I see STO has tried to steal a question OBVIOUSLY meant for me... *

So, how about those handcuffs, aren't they fun?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Give up control!!!, I think that being under someone elses control and tied or cuffed down is downright barbaric.

Anyone for long sweaty sex?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.