09-08-2005, 03:22 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever said while having sex?
I love pounding my big, hard cock into your giant cunt!
Well...it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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pixie of the wood
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you sweet talker, you.
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09-08-2005, 03:30 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Location: New England
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My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-08-2005, 03:50 PM
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My own little world
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Location: TN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha
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Damn, I didn't know a mouth could move that fast! Ok, if you read that and think about it, you will realize it was a compliment! lol
Sorry...I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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09-08-2005, 03:52 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Geezzzzzzzzzz WI! YIKES!
Interesting thread topic. I've nothing to contribute unless you count "I Love You". Can't wait to read some others though!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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09-08-2005, 04:43 PM
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Banned
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your GIANT cunt? Please tell me you offered money for her therapy bills!
I've said the wrong name during sex & when I lost my virginity, the first thing I said to him was, "Is that it?"
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09-08-2005, 04:47 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
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Well, it's got to be gigantic to accomodate my steaming sword, right?
Either that or I'm a fool. NAAAAAAAAAAH! ha ha
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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09-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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Registered User
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Another First time story...
After we were finished he laid down next to me and we were both at a loss for words... I look to him for comfort and he shrugs his shoulders and says questionally... "Congratulations..."
I looked at him like wtf!!! "What did I get, my fucking diploma?" Little did I know how literal I was being...
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09-08-2005, 04:57 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Location: Georgia
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OMG! I hope she smacked you good.
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09-08-2005, 05:01 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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I'd have figured out where you keep those frying pans...
then giggled and snorted and lmGIGANTICao
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09-08-2005, 10:01 PM
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broken
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LOL... every time I look at this thread I have to open my iTunes and listen to one track...
Has anyone ever listened to Dane Cook? (he's fantastic, btw) He does this one bit about how you say stupid things during sex and he says this one time he said "My dick feels like corn!" :lol:
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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a realityAre you in the mood to be subdued You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehaveTie me to the bedpost
I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
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09-08-2005, 10:04 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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OMG don't let Alasse hear that^^^^^^
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09-08-2005, 10:14 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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My husband has this annoying habit of being right in the middle of the act and pausing, staring into my eyes, and saying "hello."
I always say "hi" back -- in a somewhat exasperated voice, and start rocking my hips to re-engage his interest
When all I really want to know....is when he says he's going to a meet-n-greet at school is *this* how he greets people?
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-09-2005, 12:12 AM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Location: Southern US
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I said the wrong name one time... but they were so similar, I quickly realized what I'd done & covered it up by yelling the right name a few times. I don't think he really knew what had happened
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09-09-2005, 12:45 AM
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Awesome on my Own
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Location: Schoolhouse Rocks!
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i once talked dirty to a guy that didn't like swearing.
i told a guy that he tasted good, he thought bodily fluids were gross (found that out years later by his wife-they were married years after he and i had sex)
and then Mayhem said something to me in response to something that i said in the heat of the moment and it was like a bucket of ice water poured on me---buzz kill! lol we laff about it now.
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