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Old 09-08-2005, 03:22 PM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever said while having sex?

I love pounding my big, hard cock into your giant cunt!






Well...it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:23 PM
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you sweet talker, you.
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:30 PM
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My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.


For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:50 PM
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Quote:
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My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha


Damn, I didn't know a mouth could move that fast! Ok, if you read that and think about it, you will realize it was a compliment! lol


Sorry...I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program
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Old 09-08-2005, 03:52 PM
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Geezzzzzzzzzz WI! YIKES!

Interesting thread topic. I've nothing to contribute unless you count "I Love You". Can't wait to read some others though!
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:43 PM
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your GIANT cunt? Please tell me you offered money for her therapy bills!

I've said the wrong name during sex & when I lost my virginity, the first thing I said to him was, "Is that it?"
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:47 PM
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Well, it's got to be gigantic to accomodate my steaming sword, right?

Either that or I'm a fool. NAAAAAAAAAAH! ha ha
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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Another First time story...

After we were finished he laid down next to me and we were both at a loss for words... I look to him for comfort and he shrugs his shoulders and says questionally... "Congratulations..."

I looked at him like wtf!!! "What did I get, my fucking diploma?" Little did I know how literal I was being...
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Old 09-08-2005, 04:57 PM
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OMG! I hope she smacked you good.
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:01 PM
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I'd have figured out where you keep those frying pans...









then giggled and snorted and lmGIGANTICao
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:01 PM
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LOL... every time I look at this thread I have to open my iTunes and listen to one track...

Has anyone ever listened to Dane Cook? (he's fantastic, btw) He does this one bit about how you say stupid things during sex and he says this one time he said "My dick feels like corn!" :lol:
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:04 PM
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OMG don't let Alasse hear that^^^^^^
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:14 PM
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My husband has this annoying habit of being right in the middle of the act and pausing, staring into my eyes, and saying "hello."

I always say "hi" back -- in a somewhat exasperated voice, and start rocking my hips to re-engage his interest

When all I really want to know....is when he says he's going to a meet-n-greet at school is *this* how he greets people?
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:12 AM
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I said the wrong name one time... but they were so similar, I quickly realized what I'd done & covered it up by yelling the right name a few times. I don't think he really knew what had happened
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:45 AM
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i once talked dirty to a guy that didn't like swearing.

i told a guy that he tasted good, he thought bodily fluids were gross (found that out years later by his wife-they were married years after he and i had sex)

and then Mayhem said something to me in response to something that i said in the heat of the moment and it was like a bucket of ice water poured on me---buzz kill! lol we laff about it now.
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